obscyuriy
26 Manhattan, United States
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My self-summary
I tied an onion to my belt, which was the style at the time. Now, to take the ferry cost a nickel, and in those days, nickels had pictures of bumblebees on 'em. Give me five bees for a quarter, you'd say.

Now where were we? Oh yeah: the important thing was I had an onion on my belt, which was the style at the time. They didn't have white onions because of the war. The only thing you could get was those big yellow ones.
What I’m doing with my life
developing software and playing violin
I’m really good at
operating heavy machinery, putting up drywall, getting initially resistant cats to come around, baking pies.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Seinfeld, The Stranger, Radiolab, The Wire (pictures of me and snoop available upon request)
The six things I could never do without
adenosine triphosphate, napoleon (the russian cake, not the emperor), shredded gel memory foam pillows
I spend a lot of time thinking about
writing this damn profile
On a typical Friday night I am
*untz untz untz untz*
You should message me if
<50% of your instagram photos are of yourself.
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