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My self-summary
Sometimes you meet someone, and it’s so clear that the two of you, on some level belong together. As lovers, or as friends, or as family, or as something entirely different. You just work, whether you understand one another or you’re in love or you’re partners in crime. You meet these people throughout your life, out of nowhere, under the strangest circumstances, and they help you feel alive. I don’t know if that makes me believe in coincidence, or fate, or sheer blind luck, but it definitely makes me believe in something.
What I’m doing with my life
Although my original career goals included both constructing a lightsaber and join the rebellion against the Empire, I eventually decided that my destiny lie along another path, and chose art school over adventure.

There are few things in the world that make me feel more clueless than a woman's tears. I know that I am supposed to do something comforting and then go slay whatever dragon caused the crying fit, but it has been my experience, in my limited dealings with women, the tears never come when they should, and they are never about what you might think, and consequently you are reduced to truly stupid options like patting her head and saying, "There there," in the hopes that at some point she will let you in on what the display is actually about.

Listen, let me make this as clear as the clear glass bottom of a just-Windexed, and thus as clear as clear can get, glass-bottomed boat: The majority of men are cowards. They're afraid to admit that they don't know their way around women.
I’m really good at
There are many things I'm not good at, I just can't think of any.
The first things people usually notice about me
My red hair and snarky wit.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Death: A life, Beat the Reaper, A Magician Among the Prophets, Strange Angel, Harry Potter, Seduction of the Innocent, How to Cheat at Everything.

Movies: The Fifth Element, True Romance, Star Wars, Indiana Jones, The Dark Knight, The Avengers, Iron Man 2, Fanboys, Clerks, Pleasantville, Escape From New York, They Live, Mystery Science Theatre 3000, Robocop, Evil Dead 2.

Music: Good music. (Fun Fact: Not Country)

Food: My diet could be described as "unchaperoned child at a birthday party."
Six things I could never do without
My left hand, eyes, air, my Macbook, internet, and my boots.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Did I go to Wendy's twice yesterday?
On a typical Friday night I am
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm outdoorsy in that I like getting drunk on patios.
You should message me if
We hate the same things. I'm attracted to intelligence. Don't get me wrong, a perfectly crafted body will certainly get my attention, but I'll get bored with it. I always do. I need you to outsmart me. Make me feel like I could learn from you, grow with you. Do that and you'll have me forever.
The two of us