offensive_mango
39 London, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
I'm in a relationship. I'm only here for the quizzes. But if I were available, you'd want me. Oh yeah.

I am brilliant, thorough, and pedantic
What I’m doing with my life
I write. Some things I write are more interesting than others.
I’m really good at
keeping my eyes and ears open.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes, or maybe the fact that I'm shorter than they expected.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
(a) A Prayer for Owen Meany, A Secret History, I Know This Much Is True (b) Brazil, Fargo, Heathers (c) I like most things. (d) American-style Chinese, Thai, Japanese
The six things I could never do without
food, water, shelter, clothing, sanitation, healthcare.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
people's motivations.
On a typical Friday night I am
hiding in my house.
You should message me if
you don't want a reply.
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