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My self-summary
Attention: dudes, DONT send me DICK PICS. k thanks.

Hey! I'm Lauren. I have lived in Philly my whole life. I'm outgoing after I get to know someone. I love having fun out on the town but I also love hanging out around the house. I'm pretty laid back but can also be pretty stubborn about somethings. I speak my mind, and i will call people out on their bullshit, only bc id like to think that others would do the same for me. I'm loud and im sarcastic most of the time, but never make the mistake of taking most of what i say seriously. I just love laughing, making people laugh, and making light of serious things. Im extremely honest, but id never intentionally hurt someones feelings
What I’m doing with my life
What ive done: culinary school, wedding planner, networking

What I'm doing: sleep, eat, serve, host, drink lots of whiskey. Rye preferably
I’m really good at
Cooking, that's debatable. People watching, not too hard. Bringing you water with lemon, I'm a professional.
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes, hair, smile.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Um, anything that really catches my interest. I love the Chelsea Handler books, and any comedian who decides to write (i.e. Russell Brand).

At the moment my favorite movies are Inception, The Time Travelers Wife, and Great New Wonderful, I am Sam

tv shows(since this one isnt up here): HIMYM, American Horror Story, True Blood, wilfred, Girls, Big Bang Theory, New Girl, Happy endings, defying gravity (rip), criminal minds, the IT crowd, weeds.

I like pretty much any music if it sound good, preferably a catchy tune that sticks in my head, or something to dance to.
Six things I could never do without
Electronics, gotta keep connected. Ugh.
Sleeping/eating/drinking water, gotta stay alive.
Family and friends, and my friends are my family.
Whiskey (alcohol), this really should be at the top..
Cannoli, the cat, but he should be listed with family.
My possessions, I like to collect things and memories.

...oh, and Philly. I'm obsessed
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Organizing my bookmarks on google chrome.

Wondering where my phone is.

Griping that the church by my house keeps waking me up with their bell tolls.

How amazing the world is, and how little I've seen of it.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working, usually working.

but if not:
Doing quirky things with my friends.
You should message me if
- are mature, funny, think you are awesome. :p
- like to people watch
- have a high match % with me, are single, and not looking for a 3some.
- know how to treat a lady
- like kittens, have tattoos
- Spell correctly, and know how to use grammar.
- Are taller than me!
The two of us