Really really love America
This profile isn't serious at all
Message for seriousness
If you can't take this profile for what it is fuck you and you're a goddamn square
Suck my balls
I hate fat chicks, don't message me
Did I mention I love sloots
Message me...there's a 50% chance I'll message you back...and those are excellent odds in Vegas...
Oh yeah and I'll survive a fuckin zombie apocalypse...I'll kill Shane I'll kill Laura I'll kill Rick I don't give a fuck...at the end of the day it's about me and my survival
Being a true red blooded patriot American
Using condom all time
Treat you like real lady
Maybe my large colorful birthmarks
This site sucks maybe you'll notice that at first
My rippling abs I oil every day
Music...everything...really...even fuckin polka...yodeling...whatever...if it turns you on i like it...
Movies...I like those motion picture films...especially the ones with the nude women...
Food...well I eat everything...and I mean EVERYTHING...........
Big fake American titties
Maybe I'll share with those i think are hot enough
And if you are brave enough too because I don't reply often
Or youse just a bad ass bitch...