30 Long Beach, United States
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My self-summary

Love America

Really really love America

Love sloots

This profile isn't serious at all

Message for seriousness

If you can't take this profile for what it is fuck you and you're a goddamn square

Suck my balls

I hate fat chicks, don't message me

Did I mention I love sloots

Message me...there's a 50% chance I'll message you back...and those are excellent odds in Vegas...

Oh yeah and I'll survive a fuckin zombie apocalypse...I'll kill Shane I'll kill Laura I'll kill Rick I don't give a fuck...at the end of the day it's about me and my survival
What I’m doing with my life

Booty smackin




I’m really good at
Bangin sloots

Shootin dice

Being a true red blooded patriot American

Using condom all time

No drug

Treat you like real lady
The first things people usually notice about me
Nothing I'm extremely average

Maybe my large colorful birthmarks

This site sucks maybe you'll notice that at first

My rippling abs I oil every day

Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Hustler...playboy...oh wait those aren't books those are bathroom reading material...you know I read books and stuff with words and the such...you know real educated people books...

Music...everything...really...even fuckin polka...yodeling...whatever...if it turns you on i like it...

Movies...I like those motion picture films...especially the ones with the nude women...

Food...well I eat everything...and I mean EVERYTHING...........
The six things I could never do without

My guns


Big fake American titties


I spend a lot of time thinking about
Winning the lottery and Bangin sloots
On a typical Friday night I am
wherever i should be on a friday night...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I masturbate...but then so do you...


Maybe I'll share with those i think are hot enough
You should message me if
you think im dead sexy....and well obviously if you like me as a person and my mind and all that shit too...

And if you are brave enough too because I don't reply often

Or youse just a bad ass bitch...