48Reading, United Kingdom
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My self-summary

Not sure why I'm here and not out disco dancing or doing some worthy charity work... oh well actually I do... I lied... now dont look at me like that, ok ok... I'm here because I like ladies. See, now I've said it I feel all liberated. I mean ladies just smell nice dont they. I know they say they dont want any chips in MacDonalds and then eat all mine, but they do smell nice. FACT!

I am a doofus, irritating, and addictive
What I’m doing with my life
Quite clearly not enough! Otherwise I wouldnt be sitting here writing this, but if you trunky nose ointments really want to know - I've just moved back to the South East after a little time in the country.
I’m really good at
avoiding questions, irritating people, spending money frivolously, making fish finger sandwiches, Wii sports, hand tied bow-ties, flirting, scalextric, stamping on ping-pong balls, eating crisps, forgetting to charge my mobile, being good... and being very naughty
The first things people usually notice about me
...is my imaginary friend Derek
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
books - I like learning stuff, reading Derren Brown at the moment which is freaking me out. I'm worried I'm going to self hypnotise myself and then get stuck in a trance and end up in a bad Robin Williams film. I also like Michael Crichton - yes I know its a bit nerdy - but I love all that scary science stuff!

movies - chitty chitty bang bang.. BIG TIP!! Children - never, not ever ever ever agree to lollipops from a long haired man with a big pointy nose - no matter if he is wearing a flowery hat at the time. Its a trap and you'll end up in the back of his carriage and he'll whisk you off somewhere scary. Then you'll be stuck until Dick Van Dyke comes to the rescue.

music - ecclectic - but predominantly Dance

food - fish and chips, roast beef, cucumber sandwiches, strawberries and cream, and any other cliched culinary delights our US cousins like to think we eat! Ha! er... no actually I really do like those things - well except cucumber sandwiches. That'd just be ridiculous! Anyway - Jeeves - pass the Pimms please Wimbledon is about to start
Six things I could never do without
Girls, Gadgets, Gambling, er... wish I hadnt started all these with G... er... Granery Bread? Grease proof paper?? Gimp Masks???
I spend a lot of time thinking about
whether I can mix 2 tunes together
On a typical Friday night I am
dj'ing somewhere seedy wondering why!!!!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
is that I have a secret fetish..
So many questions on this I have decided to just go with it...
I like power exchange... x
You should message me if
you want some funny chat or just a random conversation
or you know what i mean by power exchange...
The two of us