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My self-summary
Hello, person! I'm Evan. I'm a mostly-functioning human being that does normal, 22-year-old things. I'm a work in progress. I'm trying to be a more expressive, passionate, and present person. I love cooking, gardening, dancing, singing, playing guitar, and random arts and crafts, among other things. I'm super optimistic, unrealistic, and corny.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm finishing up a Bachelor's Degree at Ohio State, which has recently become very uninteresting. I dabble in things of all varieties.
I’m really good at
I'm really good at wasting my time doing inconsequential things, drinking when I shouldn't be, and not worrying about things which would normally be worried about.
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably that my smile is a little lopsided.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Authors: Thoreau, Chomsky, Zizek, Zinn, Klein, Tolkien

Directors: Hayao Miyazaki, Darren Aronofsky, Quentin Tarantino, Stanley Kubrick, Steven Spielberg, David Fincher

Shows: Louie, Trailer Park Boys, Parks and Rec, Archer, Always Sunny

My favorite genres right now are electro-swing, like Parov Stelar and Caravan Palace, and ambient/trance electronic, like Susumu Yokota and Colleen.

My favorite group is Yo-Yo Ma, Stuart Duncan, Edgar Meyer, & Chris Thile and their album The Goat Rodeo Sessions.

My favorite dish to cook and eat is sweet potatoes and onions fried with garlic and sea salt. Absolutely fantastic!
The six things I could never do without
Wool Socks
Frying Pans
Lucky Bamboo
Corduroy Pants
Marky Mark and the Funky Bunch
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I spend a lot of time thinking about positionality, privilege, and consumerism/capitalism. And women, because that's what I naturally think about. And cats.
On a typical Friday night I am
I will be found at a bar or a friend's house.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I hide myself behind a wall of humor to deal with all of this shit and thus lose the opportunity to connect with those I care about.
You should message me if
Message me if you want to communicate. I would love to talk!