if i could have any "super" power, i think i'd like to have invulnerability. the idea of getting hit by a car and not having a scratch could have its advantages. besides, i'm a huge juggernaut fan.
my name is chris. my favorite color is red. i like almost all music except for lil wayne, lady gaga, and anything that has airhorns spamming in the background. i blame shoulder lean and laffy taffy for this. i play ddr, and i'm pretty beastly at it. i've broken my arm twice, and leg once. i'm ambidextrous ( i'm good with both hands, no pun intended.....or is it?) i can't whistle, and it pisses me off.
i suppose i'll teach for a bit after i get that. other than that, i'm pretty lame with work and taking care of the niece.
movies - inception, watchmen, sunshine, kick-ass, shawshank redemption, the crow, scott pilgrim vs the world, batman: under the red hood, hurt locker, terminator 2, the dark knight, jack frost 2, slumdog millionaire, 28 days later, 28 weeks later, 30 days of night, 300, 40 year old virgin, above the law, adventures in babysitting, akira, aladdin, alien vs predator, alien vs predator: requiem, alien, aliens, alien 3, alien resurrection, american beauty, american history x, american pie 2, american pie, american wedding, amorres perros, apocalypse now, back to the future, bad boys 2, bad boys, bad santa, basketball diaries, batman begins, batman forever, batman returns, battle royal, beauty and the beast, behind the mat, big, billy madison, black jack, blood diamond, blood in blood out, blue chips, blue gender, blue seed, bone collector, boondock saints, braveheart, breakfast club, casino, charlie and the chocolate factory, chasing amy, child’s play, children of men, clerks 2, clerks, clockwork orange, coming to america, con air, craft, crash, creepshow 2, creepshow, crow: city of angels, dawn of the dead, departed, desperado, die hard, dirty harry, dogma, don’t tell mom the babysitter is dead, empire strikes back, empire, end of days, english patient, eraser, escape from l.a., escape from new york, et, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, exorcist, falling down, fantastic four, fargo, fast times at ridgemont high, fight club, finding nemo, forest gump, fracture, freddy vs jason, friday the 13th 2, friday the 13th, from dusk till dawn, galaxy express 999, ghost in the shell, gladiator, godfather, gone fishing, goodfellas, gorgeous, grease, green mile, halloween 2, halloween, happy feet, happy gilmore, harold and kumar escape from guantanamo bay, harold and kumar go to white castle, hatchet, haunting, hitchhikers guide to the galaxy, hot shots part duex, hot shots, howling 2, howling, i heart huckabees, incredible hulk, incredibles, indiana jones and the last crusade, iron giant, it’s a wonderful life, jack frost 2, jackass 2, jackass, jaws 2, jaws, jay and silent bob strike back, jersey girl, jingle all the way, karas, kill bill, king kong, l.a. confidential, league of their own, legend of zorro, license to drive, lion king, lost boys, lost boys: tribe, mallrats, marked for death, mask of zorro, mask, matrix reloaded, matrix revolutions, matrix, metro, mi familia, million dollar baby, mimic, monster inc, mummy returns, mummy, night of the living dead, nightmare before christmas, nightmare on elm street, no country for old men, north country, once upon a time in mexico, one, out for justice, outbreak, p2, passion of the christ, perfect blue, pest, pet cemetery, pianist, pirates of the carribbean: at world’s end, pirates of the carribbean: dead man’s chest, pirates of the carribbean, platoon, pokemon’s first movie, police academy, poltergeist, poseidon, predator 2, predator, psycho, pulp fiction, puppet master, raiders of the lost ark, requiem for a dream, reservoir dogs, resident evil 2, resident evil, return of the jedi, revenge of the sith, rock, rocky 4, rocky, rookie of the year, rushmore, saving private ryan, saw, schindler’s list, scream 2, scream, se7en, secret window, shaun of the dead, shawshank redemption, shining, shocker, shrek 2, shrek 3, shrek, silence of the lambs, sin city, sky high, slc punk, spanglish, spider-man 2, spider-man 3, spider-man, spongebob squarepants movie, stand by me, stand, star wars, suicide club, superman 2, superman returns, superman, taking lives, teenage mutant ninja turtles, terminator 2, terminator, texas chainsaw massacre, thing, titanic, to kill a mocking bird, toy story 2, toy story, trainspotting, transporter 2, transporter, tremors, usual suspects, vacany, vampire hunter d, van wilder, vegas vacation, walk the line, war of the worlds, warriors, watchers 2, watchers, white noise, who am i, wicker park, willy wonka and the chocolate factory, wizard of oz, x-men 2, x-men, y tu mama tambien, you got served, zack and miri make a porno, zorro,
music - slipknot, chevelle, nine inch nails, 112, 2pac, 3 doors down, 30 seconds to mars, 311, ac/dc, ace of base, adema, aerosmith, afi, afroman, akon, alan parsons project, alanis morrisette, alice in chains, alicia keys, alien antfarm, all about eve, all-american rejects, all saints, allure, almost, alter bridge, angels and airwaves, anthrax, antiflag, ashanti, audioslave, avant, avenged sevenfold, avril lavigne, babyface, bad religion, barenaked ladies, beach boys, bestie boys, beatles, beck, beegees, bg, billy idol, black rob, black sabbath, blink 182, bloodhound gang, blue october, bon jovi, boston, bow wow, boys 2 men, breaking benjamin, brian mcknight, bright eyes, bubba sparks, bush, busta rhymes, butthole surfers, camron, cassidy, chingy, chris brown, cky, clipse, cold, coldplay, coolio, counting crows, cranberries, cream, cult, cure, d12, danzig, david banner, deep purple, disturbed, dmx, donnas, drowning pool, duran duran, elbow, eminem, evanescence, fall out boy, fiona apple, flyleaf, foo fighters, franz ferdinand, fray, garbage, godsmack, good charlotte, goo goo dolls, gorillaz, graveyard bbq, guns n roses, hawthorne heights, helmet, hoobastank, iggy pop and the stooges, incubus, ja rule, jadakiss, jane’s addiction, jem, jimmy eat world, jimmy hendrix, johnny cash, justin timberlake, juvenile, kanye west, k-fed, khia, killers, kiss, korn, lil jon, limp bizkit, ll cool j, ludacris, lumidee, marilyn manson, marques houston, mase, megadeth, misfits, missy elliot, motley crue, motorhead, mudvayne, my chemical romance, nas, nelly, nickleback, nirvana, no doubt, oasis, offspring, orgy, outkast, pantera, petey pablo, pink floyd, plus 44, police, powerman 5000, prince, puddle of mudd, puffy, queen, queens of the stone age, r kelly, radiohead, rage against the machine, ramones, red hot chili peppers, rise against, rob zombie, rolling stones, rush, salt n pepa, sean paul, seether, seether, senses fail, sevendust, sex pistols, shaggy, shakira, shawnna, slip, smashing pumpkins, snow patrol, sole, spinal tap, sponge, staind, starting line, stone temple pilots, stonesour, stray cats, strokes, sugarcult, suicidal tendencies, sum 41, system of a down, taking back sunday, tatu, three days grace, thursday, tool, train, twista, tyrese, unwritten law, usher, van halen, velvet revolver, von bondies, we are scientists, wesley willis, white stripes, yeah yeah yeahs, yellowcard, youngbloodz, zebrahead, zz top
food - mexican, italian, and chinese.
steve, felicia, gina, dj, dyllan, michael, bertha, phil, kenny, tin-tin, jacob, katina, video games, comics, music, school, baking, work, girls, wrestling, football, baseball, the bears, girls with red hair, ass, mvc2, getting whooped in mvc2, guitar, guitar hero, ps2, gow, wow, 3s, juggling, watching movies, pwning in games, getting pwned in games, arguing, pokemon, james from team rocket, jessie from team rocket, misty, ddr, sucking in ddr
you like t-pain.
you have teeth in your vagina.
you hang out with the twins.
you listen to lil wayne.
you've seen avatar.
you've never heard of wesley willis.
you use a mac.
you like jersey shore.
you know who curtis jackson is.
you have less than a 50% enemy rating with me.
you don't think Flo from the progressive car insurance commercials is hot.
you don't have a sense of humor.