Seriously, I live an unconventional life. I've been happily married to the same woman for fifry years. We have two grown children of whom we're proud. We've never owned a television, so we've always talked to one another, and our children learned to read and write unusually well. We were into swinging for four years, over thirty years ago, and had to quit because of the cumulative damage done by the sexually transmitted diseases we picked up. I'm a trust junkie and I like women, so I turned to bondage: I enjoy tying and teasing women. I'm not sexually needy so I usually go to the extreme of keeping my clothes on, which makes for a better tease. Probably a little more embarrassing than you can stand, but I'll cuddle you afterward. I can be really comforting too.
Obviously I can't relate to every woman in that way, not even every woman who wants to relate to me in that way. Since I do like women, I'm also happy to be a friend. I'm a good listener. I'm understanding. I'm weed-friendly, though as an activist for legalization I can't keep a stash of my own. I'm violently allergic to cats and irrationally hostile to tobacco. Dogs love me, though I'm told that dogs love everybody, and there's been one or two that were jealous.
I'm partly retired, partly a homemaker, and partly a professional gambler. Back when we were still raising our kids, I worked in the computer software industry. Curious bit of history, that! It no longer seems to have any meaning.
After enlightenmnet, chop wood, carry water.
Besides chopping wood and carrying water, I do autistic support on the Internet, play a bit of poker, wander the wilderness, and hang with friends. Some of those friends are tied down, on their bed or mine, but most aren't.
I give very good attention.
Movies: Bad Day at Black Rock, Blow Up, Brazil, Cast Away, Choose Me, Cloud Atlas, Dr. Strangelove, Forrest Gump, Fried Green Tomatoes, Gandhi, The Gods Must be Crazy, Himalaya, The Imitation Game, Indiana Jones / Kingdom of the Crystal Skull, Inherit the Wind, The Insider, Leaving Las Vegas, the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy, Modern times, Return of the Jedi, Sling Blade, Snow Cake, The Truman Show, Yellow Submarine
Music: eclectic tastes centered on rock.
Food: whatever I'm craving at the moment.
No, I don't really.