33 Hoffman Estates, United States
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My self-summary
I like sharp things: sharp Cheddar cheese, a sharp-dressed man (or woman or non-binary person), a sharp, incisive wit, and most of all, sharp metal instruments.

I am looking for someone who lives clean yet has a dirty mind. Someone who stays hydrated. Someone who is always willing to please.

At this time I do have a preference of women (trans or cis, it is all the same to me). However, if I encounter a man or non-binary person with just the right amount of sweetness and tanginess, we will see if you flow well for me.
What I’m doing with my life
Drawing every individual I encounter into a further corrupted state. Enjoy a drink now and then. Pay tribute to the cat.
I’m really good at
Reading and influencing people in oh so subtle ways. Doughnut connoisseurship.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm tall.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I am more of a non-fiction reader as I love to glean information about the world and use it.

My biggest love of all is travel. On the rare moments I withdraw from the kind of bank most people withdraw from, I travel internationally. In the interim, I go to exotic places like St. Louis. Don't think that is exotic? Have you tried Provel Cheese?

My three favorite movies are Persepolis, Martin, and Inherit the Wind. I have a soft side for family traditions, the family shame, and my place within the primate family.

My favorite band is Sleater-Kinney who is just close to technical and intellectual perfection. My next favorite bands are Japanese gothic visual kei band Malice Mizer and Norwegian black metal gods Emperor. I know it seems like I am all over the place. However, once you meet me, you will be all over the place too.

Cradle of Filth fans need not apply.

I love to eat and cook cuisine from all around the world, and from all sorts of places that I have traveled to within the United States (and parts of Canada). I have quite the cookbook collection.

I have a love for American regional cuisine (Think like deep dish pizza for Chicago and vinegar based BBQ for North Carolina. I been looking for a kiwi doughnut for over a decade (Major bonus points to those who know the movie reference).

I adore the Chicago Bears. It usually surprises people that I like anything sport related. I would love to go to a Chicago Blackhawks game some time.

I love most TV shows with a travel component interspersed with food. Anything Anthony Bourdain is involved in. I also love the subtle genius behind Jon Taffer. My favorite quote of his is "I don't embrace excuses, I embrace solutions." There is a genius behind that quote that I don't even think he even noticed.
The six things I could never do without
delicious food, family, self-confidence, music, delicious friends, wanderlust
I spend a lot of time thinking about
The art of psychological jiu-jitsu.
On a typical Friday night I am
Keeping my bestie up all night while her husband frustratingly waits in bed for hours.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I am really a 15 year old 5'3" obese goth girl and have been so for 32 years.
You should message me if
Life is about ephemeral bursts. You cannot possess me nor tame me. However, I will linger in your mind and get under you skin during the next few weeks until you see me again.

If boredom won't have you tonight.

If you can name the song and band the immediately above statement is from WITHOUT USING GOOGLE!!!!

Seriously people if you are going to give me 4 or 5 stars take the initiative to write me something.