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My self-summary
"Yo momma's so fat, her patronus is a cake."
"Winter is coming"
"I'm like Oliver Wood - I'm a keeper."

*THIS PROFILE NEEDS AN UPDATE. This was last updated 4 years ago..

When the Powers That Be blessed the world with good looks, I was sleeping somewhere and missed out on most of it. So I made sure to be present and first in line for Cool Factor and Awesomeness.

I am awesome. I am also full of myself.

Other than that, I am very friendly and sociable. I have the tendency of being liked by anyone around me. People like me and I like people. If you don't like me, please check your 'People-I-Should-Like' compass - it's pointing the wrong way.

I am sarcastic to the bone. I am so sarcastic, I don't have a sarcastic tone in the way I speak. People just generally assume I'm being sarcastic with anything I say.

The Virgo in me dictates that I be anal and a perfectionist. But still nice and caring. I am in love with Technology. I had the concept of the iPod in my head 10 years before Apple released it.

:) Ask me more!
What I’m doing with my life
I am currently working for a private university downtown. I am also spending a lot of time studying for a licensure examination. So my schedule is pretty crazy with both work and studying.
I’m really good at
connecting with people. and connecting people.

working with numbers. I can't imagine myself not doing numbers. I
crave being able to calculate and analyze. I'm a problem solver. I
love the challenge of puzzles and the excitement of finding an
answer to a 3 hour problem.

getting what I want/need through being charming.. want a free cup
at Starbucks? Hang out with me..
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm a dork.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Enter, stranger, but take heed
Of what awaits the sin of greed,
For those who take, but do not earn,
Must pay most dearly in their turn.
So if you seek beneath our floors
A treasure that was never yours,
Thief, you have been warned, beware
Of finding more than treasure there.
Six things I could never do without
Yoga - in love with it.

Just recently - my MacBook Pro

Google - Really, who could live without Google?

My iPad

Numbers & Analysis - I have to have numbers in my everyday life. I really think I should be a mathematician. (See above).

Sarcasm - I really really dislike being sarcastic.

Smiley Faces :) (I had to control myself to not use them on my profile though.. ;))
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how I over-think things.
when will my latent mutant powers of flight or telepathy awaken.
On a typical Friday night I am
at home, studying. If I get my way, which rarely happens, I would
be somewhere having an awesome time with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've continued the Might Morphin Power Rangers Story Arc in my head. In my own story, there were 15 Power Rangers and the Earth has been destroyed twice.
You should message me if
if you are nice, confident about yourself, and can handle my sarcasm.

MESSAGE ME IMMEDIATELY, if you know which book the poem (above) is from
The two of us