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My self-summary
wait how do you do this
What I’m doing with my life
tryin' my hardest to be an anime protagonist
I’m really good at
-not dying
-warping through time and space
-impulse purchasing
-playing video games
-stupid jokes
-staying up too late
-comic books comic books comic books
-making music
-having inconsistent punctuation
-sleeping in
-being a big fat nerd
-making lists

In contrast, I'm not very good at:
-disarming bombs
-closing the microwave door
-waking up early
-putting my thoughts into words
-finishing li
The first things people usually notice about me
That I have two eyes and a nose and a mouth (and a huge forehead).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
There are too many. ask me and it might just give us something to talk about!

(my favorite musical is 'put that thing back where it came from or so help me')
Six things I could never do without
1. cinnamon rolls
2. that's it
3. that's the whole list
4. just cinnamon rolls
5. that's all i really need
6. nothing else
I spend a lot of time thinking about
if you tried to live on iceburg lettuce alone, you would have to eat 34 heads of lettuce daily and you would spend $17,500 annually before dying of multiple nutrient deficiencies.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably stalking your Okcupid questions, I love those things.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have a monthly quota of children's souls I have to devour and if I don't meet it they're going to send me back to hell.
You should message me if
just do it ಠ_ಠ
The two of us