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My self-summary
My name is David and I like music, stand up comedy and black humor.
What I’m doing with my life
Mostly working on my invisibility ninja guitar skills.
Oh and I also play drums.
Just everything that has to do with music.
I’m really good at
having sex while calculating primenumbers in my head.
The first things people usually notice about me
My weird sense of humor and my tendency to be "mean", which in essence is because I am just really honest to people I care about.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I am a lot into Heavy Metal and Rock and a list of favorite bands would exceed the scope here but lets just give you a few examples: Dream Theater, Symphony X, Planet X, Tesseract;

Anything on the internet.
Really I have seen them all.

Newspapers and scientific things.
Have to know when the zombie apocalypse happens.
Six things I could never do without
Air, nutrition, electricity, music, feminism and the good ol' patriarchy
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Uranus and all the other beautiful planets.
On a typical Friday night I am
Doing whatever I want. This activities range from going out (with friends) to writing new songs for my EP and just good old chilling.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
is that I don't want to admit privates things to the public.
You should message me if
You have something in the brains, seriously there is nothing more sexy than a intelligent and humorous women ;)
If you don't fullfill this requirement I seriously believe we shouldn't even try.
The two of us