I can't cook, but I can clean a mean dish.
I use the word superfluous far too often.
Even though I have none (edit: this has just recently changed), I think tattoos are ungodly sexy.
I have a tendency to say the most inappropriate thing at the worst possible time. Some people think I would have to work at it to be this good, not the case I was actually born with this unique ability.
I'm fairly political, I think it's essential that people are well informed on issues that concern their lives and choose the correct leaders who share those same views.
I see alot of people put on here that they "model". Well, I don't. BUT, I WAS propositioned once to be a "gay" model. So there you go, gay people like me.
Dave Chappelle is the funniest man alive.
I'm from new orleans so it would be a crime to not love crawfish, HUGE fan of crawfish.
Even though I do read all the time, I'm not one for fiction novels, unless it's chuck palahniuk (that man is twisted in the most wonderful way). I usually read the news online or the paper.
Big into movies and documentaries, I'll watch just about anything, not really into horror flicks though, zombie movies are pretty bad too. 28 days later was pretty good.
Boondock Saints, anything with kevin spacey, he always makes great movies, memento, list goes on really... If i posted every movie i liked or disliked this thing would be 5 pages long.
BUT, for your enjoyment, i will post my top most HATED movies of all time. (not in any order, there all equally shitty)
-Spiderman 3. Why why why!! did you ruin up a great trilogy! WHY?! I hate you emo spiderman.
-Indiana Jones and the kingdom of the crystal skull- So this is how i envision this conversation going down. George Lucas calls Steven Spielberg and says "Steven, I'm not rich enough, what can we do about this?" Steven says "well george, i guess we can make another indiana jones movie." "does it need to be good?" "Nah, the name will carry it alone." "ok sounds good lets do it, but make sure there are aliens in it this time!"
-The matrix 3- really do i need to tell you why? you know why... you know.
-Anchorman- Will Ferrell, why are you not funny? better yet why are you making millions of dollars off of your not funniness? Ok so thats not totally true, he has his moments, but this movie was horrible... Edit: out of all the things on my profile, this is what I get the most hate for... not liking Will Ferrell... I'm not changing it and you should be ashamed if you love this movie.
Singing in the shower
Work. Volleyball, making the world a better place, how to make people laugh at my horrible jokes (see above).
is an example of something that looks awesome to you and you would jump out your seat this very instant if you had the chance to go there, we will probably have a good time.
You should NOT message me:
-If you get jealous easily.
-If you need constant attention. Don't have the time.
-If you are judgmental. Probably the worst character flaw I can think of.
-If you think you are God's gift to men and I need to "impress" you to catch your attention. I'm not your fucking court jester.
I think thats about it.