I make faces at kids if I go to the store;
I'm definitely that guy, but I like that guy.
My name's Kando.
I'm mostly trying to connect with 'quirky'.
I'm registered with the Ministry of Silly Walks.
Board games. Bonus if you're competitive!
I like to scrawl where I can. It's all crap!
Terrible terrible paintings too. Try with me!
Winter walks. Work for that kiss - I'll be bundled like an eskimo!
Plants. I have too many plants.
My friend got me hooked.
Stealing off your plate in public, like the batman.
Getting myself kicked under the table. Much less batman.
Basically, being a goonie in general.
much like a fresh orange without rinds or peel.
I think that's what the people are thinking.
Or that I can reach high things. Probably that.
That off of my chest, here are a few of my favorite things:
feel: curling into my undersized sofa.
taste: dipped pretzels.
sight: the copper glow of streetlamps.
sound: crystal castles!
I'd also like to live in a green house, with its muddy smell
and its earthy warmth and white lit-up walls.
Just in case though, message me if
you can laugh at yourself sometimes.
That says enough about someone I'd feel great meeting.
It's about having charm without all the caked-on grace.