onokcupidphilly
33 Richmond, United States
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My self-summary
Hipster
What I’m doing with my life
If being a smartass, snarky hipster fuck that can find something to hate about everyone and everything ever becomes a job ill consider applying. That is unless im at a bar, a show, or out to brunch. In that case ill probably just drink and take key bumps until the self loathing fades.
I’m really good at
Key bumps and beer
The first things people usually notice about me
How hip i am
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
What's popular right now cuz I choose that
The six things I could never do without
5 black shirts and 1 pair of girls jeans
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Cartwheels and breakdowns as well as doing cartwheels during breakdowns
On a typical Friday night I am
At the show doing cartwheels
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've said the words "I like one or two bane songs" and meant it
You should message me if
Your bangs cover at least one eye, and/or multiple lengths and colors
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