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My self-summary
Living the Toronto condo dream.

* usually don't make a list for the grocery store but ALWAYS talk to myself while shopping to uncover what I need
* once caught a fish with a bare hand while the other was holding a baited fishing line
* am the eldest of 3. Both my sisters are smarter than I am.
* tried to get a tattoo in Bolivia, but was talked out of it as being 'too painful' by a tattoo artist with face tattoos
* hate watersports but love cliff diving
* get in dance-offs all the time - usually not my doing. Some people are gluttons for punishment.
What I’m doing with my life
Marketing exec in a tech startup.

I’m really good at
Reading people.
Telling stories.
Captioning photos.
Being a nighthawk.
Recognizing faces but forgetting names.
Logic puzzles.
Devouring staircases (long legs).
Hugging it out.
Being GGG.

Nothing you can take to a talent show :(
The first things people usually notice about me
Hands-down my beard. I guess you'll have to see it for yourself..
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: EDM lately, but I can't say no to Sade, Al Green and anything with a resonant bassline.

Shows: GoT, HoC, lots of HBO and the occasional binge served by that Netflix temptress.
Six things I could never do without
I spent under $100 in my first month living in the Andes, so I could go spartan if I had to.

Now, things I consider my kryptonite:
- chocolate-covered pretzels
- long hot showers
- crunchy cheetos
- pho
- coke zero
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Learning Spanish for real this time.
Arresting design.
Why people do the things they do.
How many worthy gins I have left to try.
What the fuck "juice" is.
How to prove my height here given that apparently people lie about these things.
On a typical Friday night I am
Zig-zagging the city to see as many of my favourite people as possible.

Possibly resting for a big Saturday, staring listlessly out of the window watching the city pulsate with energy.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I want to start a pho restaurant.
It's ridiculous and it's my dream.
You should message me if
You love gin or bourbon in an unhealthy way.
Your profile text wouldn't light up under spell or grammar check.
You know exactly where your passport is.
You are described as a "firecracker".
The two of us