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My self-summary
Okay, I'm a bit weird, rather kinky, very much libertarian, and usually surprised when something actually bothers me. I love to learn new things and I hate, absolutely HATE broccoli. I'm pretty disorganized, though I do have bouts of trying not to be. I have several hobbies that are important to me and take up some of my time, so no, I won't be learning how to crochet with you (I am learning to sew, however). I will go hundreds of miles out of my way to see something that has caught my attention, and that can be all sorts of things from restaurants to abandoned buildings to a funny looking tree. I like to employ my imagination to break the bonds of time in every direction.

Okcupid let me link my Instagram. It is nothing but pictures of cat figurines that I have seen in thrift stores so it may not tell you all that much about me. Or maybe it does.

I really like it when you ladies have your pictures just right so the "online" indicator covers your mouth so it looks like you have green lips. I giggle.

My Myers-Briggs classification is INTJ. I learned that from an actual psychologist with amazing amounts of nose and ear hair.
What I’m doing with my life
Why does this question make me feel like I'm trapped in an 80's music video?
I’m really good at
lots of things. I'm very inventive.
The first things people usually notice about me
Well, recently a good friend remarked with a great deal of surprise that I was wearing pants. That's it. I'm going with "my pants."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
As far as books, I like a lot of different ones. Tom Robbins is one of my favorite authors. I also enjoy non-fiction history and technical books.

Movies and shows: Firefly, Star Trek, Supernatural, American Horror Story, Breaking Bad, Walking Dead, Avengers, etc.

Music: I do like that one song by that band. Actually I was a HUGE Beatles fan as a teenager and I still enjoy them, just with fewer posters on my bedroom wall. I also tend to turn my radio up really loud when the Rolling Stones come on. Oh, and I heard a reggae song the other day that fucking rocks. The song "Slow Ride" by Foghat reminds me of a girl in high school for very innocent reasons but when I told her that she thought it was a sexual reference. "Benny Lava" gets stuck in my head every so often, and Jonathan Coulton is a personal fave. I invited him to play baseball with me once. His agent declined for him but said I won for strangest JoCo request yet.

Food: I enjoy cooking both by the recipe and off the cuff. I've come up with some damn tasty things. I will try ANY ethnic food that isn't too slimy or made of spiders. Yes, that would include Qarta. I'm not a big alcohol drinker but I do have a collection of single malt Scotch whisky that I break out every so often, and I enjoy obscure sodas as well. Still trying to find a bottle of Squamscot but it's rare in the south. Funny how Squamscot sounds grosser than Qarta.
The six things I could never do without
air, water, food, shelter, a good knife, and that's about it.

Access to knowledge should probably be on the list too, though. I might live in a library by now if not for the Internet.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I'll have to think about it and come back to this one.
On a typical Friday night I am
trying to invent a way to do it better. "It" being whatever is going on at that moment.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm so hot M&Ms melt in my hand.
You should message me if
I try not to should on people. Feel free to message me if you would like to.

The above is a thinly veiled reference to the fact that I have, in fact, been in therapy. I could probably have muddled through life without therapy, but I got very curious about how brain work.


You have never been able to make yourself say "Roll Tide" without feeling like you are going to gag.

You are crafty and occasionally need someone else to solder/electrify/mechanize/weld something you are building.


You think the phrase "I ain't never been nuthin but a winner" is an appropriate wall decoration for the campus bookstore of your alma mater.

You are nice Russian girl who only need $4200 to come be my loving bride.

You are some dude pretending to be nice Russian girl who only need $4200 to come be my loving bride.

You have spawned a kid who may very well be a murderous sociopath who will try to drown me (sorry, I won't make that mistake twice). Although I actually like kids who aren't trying to kill me and instead enjoy playing pretend or legos or something like that.

You buy Japanese kitchen knives and then change them from a 16 degree to a 22 degree sharpening angle. Seriously. Just buy some damn German knives if you are going to do that.