orangebook
50 Montréal-Ouest, Canada
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My self-summary
The greatest and most useful thing about OkCupid is how women of stunning beauty turn out to be so repulsive when you read their profile.

I don't throw around lightly "I promise" or "I love". I give them away slowly and carefully.

After my Mother died, I inherited her two cats. They've taught me to feed and pet them. They've learned the best place to lie down next to me on the sofa and get me to pet them. The rest of the time, they ignore me. I imagine, a woman might enjoy the same arrangement. When she's not climbing mount Everest or finding a cure for cancer, she can come over for my cooking and then snuggle up next to me on the couch for a movie. It might be a romcom if I get to pick.

As a living, breathing, self-heating, biological dildo, evolved to satisfy females, I have a few speeds, settings, services, and modes at your disposal. I do intellectual conversations (politics, philosophy, science, movies), cooking, cleaning, fixing, shovelling snow, protection from wind and rain, singing and crooning, dancing Tango, scuba, skydiving, bungee, making good impressions on your friends and family, driving long hours on road trips, buying airline tickets, making restaurant reservations. I don’t do drunk, yelling, anger, jealousy, and never have. I don’t suffer for a second being hit, being yelled at, not any more, ever. I used to dream about finding one person to love for the rest of my life. Now, I’ll settle for moments of affection I can look back and remember fondly on dark days. I’m attracted to creativity and a scientific mind. Welcome hippies, queers, freaks, kinksters, passionates, single moms. PS. My mother died a few years ago and now I know that I really really don’t want to be alone when my father dies eventually.

Touchstones to seed conversations: Podcasts. Photography. Graphic arts. Lived and worked many years in the US. Script writing and all the filmic crafts. Trying restaurants. Vegan cooking. Exotic fruits. Acapella. Monty Python. Human Rights. Judicial process. Journalistic ethics. Democratic process. Engineering to save lives and help the poor. Ancient Greek Stoic philosophy. Shackleton. Stephen Fry. Sam Harris. Food porn on Instagram. Mukbang. Sumo. Mechanical Mechanisms. Road trips. Road trips through the US deserts. Ennio Morricone. Singing. Dancing. Tango. Skydiving. Bungee jumping. Scuba. Rachel Maddow. Long conversations. Passionately against medical fraud. Good friendly relations with my family. Very little alcohol by taste. Very little drugs by preference. Engineering degree in Aviation. Penn Jillette. Two cats. Managing a small company. Programming and fixing computers. Working on heavy machinery on construction sites. Wearing steel-toed boots until they wear out. Burlesque, kink, fetish. Tattoos. Standup comedy. Philosophical debates on youtube. Steampunk. History. NPR. Political left. Copyleft. Volunteering. Patreon. Death.
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