original2
37San Francisco, United States
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My self-summary
I'm an over-educated, under-groomed, mostly toilet trained rogue from Ireland. After living in New York for almost a decade, I'm new to San Francisco, and looking for a partner in crime. Also, although I have an unspeakable number my fair share of character flaws, shit conversation is not one of them. I can therefore promise, instead, to regale with you such "howlers" as: that time I accidentally clogged the sprinkler system of an entire apartment building with puréed cat shit. Anything, but mindless good taste :p

Sports (at least sitting around watching them) just aren't my thing. I have officially tried, and failed at: jet-skiing, fencing, and sky-diving. Actually,"failed sky-diver" is probably an overstatement.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a mild-mannered attorney. By day.
I’m really good at
Collecting degrees. However, I can't (or won't) budget to save my life, and seem to spend a lot of time "apologizing for any offense caused."
The first things people usually notice about me
My raucous laugh - from twenty feet away.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: See "most private thing I'm willing to admit" below.
Books: I'm reading a lot of biographies at the moment, most recently those of Steve Jobs and Tony Blair.
Shows: Dexter, True Blood, Weeds, Entourage, The
Office, TopGear, The Life and Times of Tim, and Desperate Housewives (cringe).
Movies: If you liked Forgetting Sarah Marshall, we're going to get on famously.
Food: I love anything that once had a face (and ideally four "stomachs").
Six things I could never do without
Friends (in general), friends who know when to say "that's a Bad Idea" (in particular), contact lenses, the open road, SantaCon, an arc reactor :p
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Whether the "Buy her A-list" button works.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hanging out with my friends (they're a fun lot). They are also witty, loyal, generous, and handsome. And proof-read this blurb.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have varied (read as: "awful") taste in music. Years ago, "hoodlums" broke into our apartment and selectively robbed my then roommates' CDs, but not mine, from our shared rack. My collection, if not my pride, remains intact.
You should message me if
You're of low moral character.
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