38Portland, United States
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My self-summary
I'm always on the lookout for a good laugh. Whenever possible, I prefer to be outside. I love the ocean, but prefer a cabin by the lake to a beachhouse. I'm an avid hiker, and try to get in one decent hike per weekend - one of the perks of living in NH is that there's no shortage of mountains 'round these parts! I'm into theatre, standup, sketch comedy, and public radio. I like good microbrews, strong coffee, red wine, all manner of Asian cuisine, and losing myself in antique and thrift stores. I'm not religious, but if I had to choose a faith, my answer would be 'Louis CK.' If you vote GOP, we probably won't hit it off.
What I’m doing with my life
My dream job is to write for the Onion, or for John Oliver or Colbert. In the meantime, I'm doing the cubicle-bound wage-slave thing, working toward a master's degree, and spending a lot of time in the woods.
I’m really good at
Giving massages, karaoke, making omelettes, imitating valley girls, frisbee, juggling
The first things people usually notice about me
The fact that my face is amazingly bereft of prison tattoos
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
JRR Tolkien, Douglas Adams, GRR Martin, Cormac McCarthy, David Sedaris, Christopher Moore

Alfred Hitchcock, David Fincher, David Lean, PT Anderson, Coen Brothers

GoT, Breaking Bad, Blackadder, Sopranos, Mad Men, The West Wing, House of Cards, Mr. Show

My Morning Jacket, Elliott Smith, Cake, The Clash, Led Zeppelin, Van Morrison, Thievery Corporation, Bill Withers, The Shins, RJD2, David Grisman, Stephane Grappelli, Django Reinhardt, Oscar Peterson, George Gershwin, The Meters

Indian, Vietnamese, Japanese, Thai, Mexican, Ethiopian - I like it spicy!
Six things I could never do without
NPR, avocados, naps, good coffee, hiking boots, proximity to mountains
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Building a cabin in the woods.
On a typical Friday night I am
Spending far too much time trying to decide what to watch on Netflix. Seriously, it shouldn't take someone 45 minutes to pick a documentary. Chop chop, dude.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm half British. Pretty sure it's the half that's obsessed with making bad puns.
You should message me if
You're laid back, like to laugh, and aren't a Republican.
The two of us