30 Denver, United States
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My self-summary
I really enjoy bad puns. I'm usually the person seeing the glass half full. I was raised by 2 musicians and chose to rebel against them and pursue a career with a secure paycheck. I prefer dark black cold brew coffee and ice in my water. In the summer time I like to boycott pants. There are 2 cats in my life but I am known to yell 'PUPPY' when I see any type of dog. I'm really into clouds. I like to do food prep but I can be lazy about it sometimes. I like to burn the midnight oil when I can and prefer sleeping in. I'm really easy going until I get hangry. I will roast the crap out of some vegetables, just takes thyme! I can rap word for word Paul Revere by the Beastie Boys, I'm a hoot at parties.
What I’m doing with my life
Exploring! Always looking for new spots near or far and new friends to hang out with. My most recent adventure involved spontaneous camping and lots of natural hot springs.

I'm also getting out there by joining different activities. Currently volunteering on a weekly basis at a facility that trains service dogs. I literally get to play with puppies or a few hours a week, it's a freaking dream gig! I'm a semi regular at the gym and I've joined some hip hop dance classes to improve my sweet dance moves *wink
I’m really good at
Entertainment myself, helping people see the positive in almost everything. Writing postcards and thank you notes. Being straightforward with, well everything.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I enjoy documentaries, comedies and terrible horror movies.

Instead of shows I'm just going to list comedy writers I admire:
Tina Fey
Louis CK
Jim Gaffigan
Amy Schumer
Hannibal Buress
Maria Bamford
Pete Holmes
Amy Pohler
Demetri Martin
Aisha Tyler
Bernie Mac (rip)
Bill Murray
Bill Hicks

I'm everywhere when it comes to music. Lately I've been completely obsessed with FIDLAR, The Orwells, Johnny Cash, Sleater-Kinney, Wavves, The Cramps, The Growlers, Shannon and the Clams, !!!, and many many more.

I have yet to meet a food that I do not enjoy. EDIT: I'm not really a big fan of olives or mushrooms, but if that's what's being served I'll get through it.
The six things I could never do without
Comfy shoes
A crockpot
A nice patio
Taco Tuesday
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Is it normal to love Queen as much as I do?

And I thought grown ups had it all figured out and now I'm just sitting here like WHHAAATTTTT?????? At least all my bills are paid ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
On a typical Friday night I am
Watching 20/20 but only if Lester Holt is narrating. Otherwise I'm out on the town! Grabbing a beer or two, seeing a show, you know the typical I'm single and don't need to get a babaysitter so I can have a life b.s.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have 6 pillows on my bed and I sleep on ALL OF THEM, I don't like to discriminate.
You should message me if
You know of the best hamburger in town! I have yet to locate one...