31Denver, United States
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My self-summary
I enjoy really bad puns. I'm usually the person seeing the glass half full. I was raised by 2 musicians and chose to rebel against them and pursue a career with a secure paycheck. There are two things I do regularly: drinking and exercising/being outside but not always at the same time. I prefer dark black cold brew coffee even in the winter. In the summer time I like to boycott pants. There are 2 cats in my life, one is a lover of anyone with hands, the other would rather just live in the shadows. I like to do food prep but I can be lazy about it sometimes. I like to burn the midnight oil when I can and prefer sleeping in, my work schedule can be rather inconsistent. I love to travel just like EVERYONE else. The fartherest I've been was Hong Kong. I will roast the crap out of some vegetables, just takes thyme! I can rap word for word Paul Revere by the Beastie Boys, I'm a hoot at parties.
What I’m doing with my life
Exploring! My most recent adventure involved spontaneous camping and lots of natural hot springs.

Currently volunteering on a weekly basis at a facility that trains service dogs. I literally get to play with puppies or a few hours a week, it's a freaking dream gig!

Oh and like working.
I’m really good at
Entertaining myself, writing postcards and thank you notes. Being straightforward with, well everything.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
The last two books I read: Bad Feminist and Food, A Love Story.

I enjoy documentaries, comedies and terrible horror movies.

Instead of shows I'm just going to list comedy writers I admire:
Tina Fey
Louis CK
Jim Gaffigan
Amy Schumer
Hannibal Buress
Maria Bamford
Pete Holmes
Amy Pohler
Demetri Martin
Aisha Tyler
Bernie Mac (rip)
Bill Murray
Bill Hicks

I'm everywhere when it comes to music. Lately I've been completely obsessed with FIDLAR, The Orwells, Johnny Cash, Sleater-Kinney, Wavves, The Cramps, The Growlers, Shannon and the Clams, !!!, and many many more.

I have yet to meet a food that I do not enjoy.
Six things I could never do without
Comfy shoes
A crockpot
A nice patio
Taco Tuesday
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Is it normal to love Queen as much as I do?

And I thought grown ups had it all figured out and now I'm just sitting here like WHHAAATTTTT?????? At least all my bills are paid ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
On a typical Friday night I am
Watching 20/20 but only if Lester Holt is narrating. Otherwise I'm out on the town! Or at work, my schedule is all over the place.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have 6 pillows on my bed and I sleep on ALL OF THEM, I don't like to discriminate.
You should message me if
you're just a part time ax murderer
The two of us