30 Denver, United States
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My self-summary
I'm a funny, exciting, positive person and gosh darnit people like me. I'm a laid back extrovert that loves to meet new people and be social but The introvert inside of me also enjoys staying at home and cooking a nice meal while watching movies. Most people would say I'm a hoot to be around, wether were taking in some sightseeing, roaming around looking for the best trails, or just kicking back with some beers.
What I’m doing with my life
Making changes and working towards a great work life balance and I'd love to find an awesome person to share that with!
I’m really good at
Putting things together without reading the instructions, making people laugh, acquiring VHS, keeping a positive attitude, and making food
The first things people usually notice about me
My positive energy and outgoing personality or my tattoos
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I've read a lot of Chuck Palaniuk, Augusten Burroughs, David Sedaris, William S Burroughs, I feel like Hunter S Thompson is kind of a given. I enjoy reading about Zen and living a more balanced life just following the Golden Rule of treating others how you want to be treated. I've been reading a fair amount about the supernatural lately, I'm a total sceptic but it's really neat to think about.

I have a large selection of comedies at home but I'm always down for a good horror flick or even a bad one.

Instead of shows I'm just going to list comedians I admire:
Louis CK
Jim Gaffigan
Amy Schumer
Hannibal Buress
Maria Bamford
Kevin Hart
Pete Holmes
Russel Peters
Demetri Martin
Aisha Tyler
Bernie Mac (rip)
Bill Murray (yea he's not really a stand up but come on!)
Lewis Black
Bill Hicks
And they're not necessarily stand ups but when I grow up I'd like to be a combination of Tina Fey and Amy Poehler

I'm everywhere when it comes to music. Lately I've been completely obsessed with Sleater-Kinney, The Shins, Arctic Monkeys, The Cramps, The Growlers, Shannon and the Clams and many many more.

And I eat all kinds of food! If it is edible I will eat it and even some stuff that's not so edible.
The six things I could never do without
Comfy shoes
A nice patio
Decent camera
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Is it normal to love Queen as much as I do?
On a typical Friday night I am
At a dive hanging with friends, checking out local events, art shows, live concerts, working, or just being anti social.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once lived without internet for 6 months and I survived.

Sometimes I have a large glass errrrrrr half a bottle of wine and message random people my thoughts after reading their profile. These messages will include But are not limited too; dumb puns, large amounts of encouragement, random positive reinforcement. If you receive one I hope it at least made you smile a tiny bit :D

Also, if you've made it this far please correct me if this is not the correct usage of the semi colon. My use of punctuation can be atrocious.
You should message me if
You wanna hang out! I'm new to the area and always looking for stuff to do