33Northwich, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
I’m an alliance of trillions of cells working in union, ultimately powered by a 4billion year nuclear explosion who’s spent the last 3 decades absorbing the best knowledge and wisdom of 7000 generations... who spends half his time stuck in a box moving numbers between spreadsheet none will look at. Keen to make the most of the other half.
I’m really good at
Listening, making drinkable cocktails out of the last few drinks left at a party, draft proofing, staying calm, hungover Risk
The first things people usually notice about me
(If I have them on) my glasses are green.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
my favourite book is a blank one I can fill.
I don't really have favorite TV as I usual prefer doing than watching.
my favorite music is something complacently different to the last track I heard.
my favourite food is something with no celery in it.

Ok pretentiousness aside if you could really be bothered to read such a (would be long) list you ought to just be chatting to me by now.
Six things I could never do without
my bike
random storys buzzing around my head.
occasionaly going mad on a dance-floor
engaging games
good lighting (eye condition)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
how it would feel to live with someone else's brain for a day, something witty I should have said in a conversation yesterday, why is that crow eyeing me up? marveling at the incomparable of Arreva Trains, where the world went wrong, have I thought about my work enough?, that arquward moment last week.....
On a typical Friday night I am
Don't know, I just moved so not found anything to do Fridays yet. Cycling past trees makes me unreasonably happy, so quite possibly doing that.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
The majority of 'love' songs on the radio make me nauseous. Most are more about desperate neediness then love and seem more like the beginning of a stalking case than a healthy relationship.

I have a mild phobia of celery.
You should message me if
You think you will actually enjoy chatting-
You wouldn't expect to get far in a dance club if you don’t like dancing, so why do people expect to get anywhere on the internet if they don’t like talking nonsense with strangers?

You can put up with lots of bad spelling *dyslexic*
The two of us