My thanks to ballnabiscuit for showing that self-summaries don't need to be dominated by the word "I".
I am stroking, toking, and joking
So i was bored, and not sober, when i had the idea to not list movies, but, instead list quotes from some of my favorites. See if you can recognize the quote. If you think you know what movie its from, or would like to know, hit me up with a message and i'll get back to you.
"We used to read pornagraphy; now it was the Horchow collection."
"..., but, that's another story."
"Don't let a mark on your body become one on your soul!"
"Archie and Jughead were lovers."
"Thank you. My real name is plain, Jane, Jones."
"This isn't a medical tattoo, this is a prophetic tattoo, and, prophesies are ragged and dirty."
"It takes approximately 500lbs to crush the human skull, but, the human emotion is a much more delicate thing."
"Present, devoted 100% to the experience you were having. You even had a word for it: 'aaaggghhh'"
"Even taking my life would be a token gesture."
"Did I listen to pop music because I was miserable, or, was I miserable because I listened to pop music."
"Michael, I did nothing. I did absolutely nothing, and, it was everything that I thought it could be."
"I don't remember yesterday. Today it rained."
"This year we had a girl come and everything."
"I'm somebody who's made his mark."
"[...] there needs to be several rules in place. For example, there must be an enemy who can not be defeated."
"The day I con you is the day I die."
"There are two kinds of women; and you, as we well know, are not the first kind."
"I'm the only free man on this train!"
"1000 years from now there'll be no guys and no girls, just wankers. Sounds great to me."
music is good, its not my life or my love.
I'm allergic to mushrooms and eggs cooked whole, and, aside from that there really isn't much i'm not willing to try. I love the old style pizzas with just olive oil between the cheese and the crust. Stir fry is still the only way i've ever enjoyed broccoli. I once tried to order unagi nigiri when drunk, ended up getting uni (sea urchin gonads), and am still trying to decide which is better. Of course i'm still down for Maki. I also dig Mexican fare of course. If its hot enough to make you cry i want to try it.
cab, avocado, brick....
Bonus points if you can name the movie the above six items are from.
After years below the tax line i'm frankly amazed at what i can do without; well, aside from the necessities such as water, food, shelter... I don't need TV, internet, music, a working computer, quality literature, good food, or even coffee and chocolate.