ownedbyoblivion
39 Asheville, United States
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My self-summary
I like to think of myself as: clever and witty, but with a healthy dose of sarcasm. I have been described as somewhere between Dr. Who (david tennant version) and Dr. Cox (scrubs) For those inside my circle, I am: genuine, honest, giving, and compassionate. For those who aren't, well....not so much ;p.
I must not have received my copy of "I am Asheville and you can too" . If you're looking for a bearded man-child with: gauges, neck tattoos, and a motorcycle who spends his days drinking craft beer, going to festivals, and tweeting about social injustice #safezone, please keep moving. 😂
INTJ, Aries here...so if you like: character, quirkiness, and blacksheep who make their own world rather than live in someone else's...perhaps you should keep reading.
What I’m doing with my life
Gem-hunting, page-turning, dice-rolling, card-shuffling, string-plucking, trinket-collecting, and knife-slinging.
I’m really good at
-I am a classically trained Chef, but I do NOT bake as a matter of principle...if I bake for you, you should know that I am professing my undying love for you with that act
-Reading expressions and body language
-Witty retorts and perfectly timed burns
-Walking away from things from which need be left alone
-Spoiling a girl if she truly gets my attention
-Knowing when to switch off the "nice guy" part of me 😉
The first things people usually notice about me
My eyes, then tattoos, then back to the eyes....
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I am an unapologetic Sci-Fi geek so I spend far too much time immersed in:
-Sci Fi Novels
-Xbox
-D&D
-MTG
-Strategy Gaming
-Joss Whedon Series

-and other geeky pastimes...

As far as music goes, I love traditional Irish, classic rock, old country, and anything with a truly skilled female vocalist.
-Bad Religion...What punk should be...Oh, and Greg...my hockey challenge still stands!
-Flogging Molly...Worst day since yesterday
-Pogues...Shane?...Shane?...get up its time to slur out some songs again
-Evanescence...Amy Lee is a Goddess...I will hear no arguments to the contrary
-Garbage...Shirley Manson makes my knees weak
-Skynard...yes I am southern, though you wouldn't guess
-Beethoven...I bow to your genius every day
-Stevie Nicks...Ok, Ok...the goat thing WAS funny
-Journey....yeah, I said Journey
-Hank Williams...but can a country boy survive the lost highway?
The six things I could never do without
1) Coffee
2) My guitar "Fiona"
3) My Xbox
4) Books
5) A D20...I use saving throws to make major life choices
6) Dancing with Mary Jane
I spend a lot of time thinking about
-Why I don't have a sonic screwdriver.....*Edit: I now own two.
-Given the recent screwdriver acquisition, I amend my previous
quandary to "Why don't I have an Australian Fruit Bat"?
-Would it be worth the legal trouble to just run over the
scooter doing 10 mph in the fast lane
-Why no one realizes that Jam bands are absolutely devoid of
talent
-Where did I put my Matrix of Leadership?
-But...But....Woodchucks CAN chuck wood!?
-Is 10,000 rounds enough ammo for Z-day?
On a typical Friday night I am
Not at the bar....If you want to get anywhere with me, you won't be either.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Sometimes when I walk up to automatic sliding doors, I wave my hand like I am using the force to open them
You should message me if
You are the nerdy, geeky, antisocial, bookworm, romantic type....redheads and brunettes with glasses get bonus points!

You should NOT message me if: you place value in being politically correct, drink more than the occasional glass of wine, or a follow a trend diet. I am a certified nutritionist and will shatter that bullshit with science.
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