30Brandenburg, United States
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My self-summary
hey, hmm... about me, well i'm a very nice guy from brandenburg ky, i'm a genius of men, and i enjoy obliterating small villages.

I am comical, freakin sweet, and sexy.
What I’m doing with my life
i would like to become a comedian/actor, or my lifelong dream as a garbage truck driver.
I’m really good at
starting good conversations, making people laugh, and something that starts with a (p).
The first things people usually notice about me
my wicked awesomeness.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
a) of mice and men. oh that lenny, you get those rabbits lenny!

b) funny movies and horror films. such as Anchor Man and George A. Romero's Land Of The Dead.

c) hard rock or classic rock. no pop, some country, and no rap at all, cause i'm a hard core rebel like that gggggg-unit.

d) macaroni & cheese. no other words can express the fattening joy that lucios noodle has brought to my life.
Six things I could never do without
1) macaroni & cheese

2) females

3) the conception that lead to my birth

4) my job at Taco Bell

5) the number 5

6) my good friends richard & jack
I spend a lot of time thinking about
macaroni & cheese... jk that's getting a little obsessive like; why havent you called my preciuos italian morcelle?
On a typical Friday night I am
partying or not partying because i have to work.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
is it considered private if everyone knows it? anyway, i'm a virgin.
You should message me if
any reason. i'm just here to meet people.
The two of us