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My self-summary
loud. sarcastic. the kind of asshole that laughs at your taste in music and then goes home to listen to Ke$ha. i take a lot of personality tests and then get annoyed with the results.
What I’m doing with my life
law school, second year. some pro-bono work. (it's really just glorified charity stuff, but studying law means i get to call it that.) travelling as much as i can. sleeping as much as i can.

occasionally i argue with strangers on the internet, but mostly i just try to convince my friends to cook me dinner.
I’m really good at
mario kart. (except rainbow road, because fuck you.)
The first things people usually notice about me
i'm tall, i have an accent, i never shut up.
(honestly, usually it's the attitude. oops.)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
all the stuff you've never heard of. all the things tumblr likes, except for sherlock, doctor who, and supernatural. roosterteeth. ke$ha. (fuck yeah, ke$ha.) homestuck. the pretentious shit i had to read in english class back in highschool. (thanks, mr. lowe. really fucking appreciate it.) every piece of paper with words printed on it. firefly. community. fall out boy.
Six things I could never do without
1. the internet
2. alcohol
3. glittery nailpolish
4. video games (especially when my friends play and i can make unhelpful comments from the couch)
5. mascara
6. using way too many unnecessary parentheses in my writing
I spend a lot of time thinking about
the fact that harry potter would have been so much better if the marauders had been in different houses. feminism. slam poetry. pretty people. sansa stark on the iron throne.
On a typical Friday night I am
there ain't nothing typical about my friday nights, baby.

(alone, home, watching netflix. possibly drunk or drinking.)
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
sometimes i do things.
(this is such a stupid question, holy shit.)
You should message me if
you don't mind the constant swearing. and you, y'know, don't suck.
The two of us