palmerturk
38Surrey, Canada
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My self-summary
Hi, I'm Jayson. Thanks for stopping by.

I'm always open to the possibility of adding someone to my life. Nothing is set in stone, and I'm open to find connections with anybody, including asexual people, transgender men and women both, genderqueer and gender neutral folk. My ideal is kitchen table polyamory.

I'm very outgoing and I'm easily pleased. I love going out and doing things, if it's just heading to the local game store for some boardgames or grabbing a bite to eat.

I I like to play modern board games, like Lords of Waterdeep, One Night Ultimate Werewolf, and of course, Betrayal at House On The Hill. Let's get together for a games night! I can bring a bunch myself.

I'm fat. You presumably figured that out from my pictures. I'm quite happy being fat, I'm not planning to change. I think your body is awesome as is - it keeps your brains off the floor :-D
What I’m doing with my life
Making the most of it! I have some limitations on what I can do, but they don't interfere with my passions
I’m really good at
Games, giving advice, being helpful, loving wholly, working around my disability, solving problems, navigating transit, knowing something about everything, people feel welcome, conversation, reading, finding my way around, just being me.

You know... Stuff!
The first things people usually notice about me
Right now, it would be the mobility scooter. It's big and red and hard to miss.

Otherwise, probably the fact I'm out in the October rain wearing shorts and no jacket.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I don't care what you put here, but my tastes are weird. So it's like religion - it's personal and I don't talk about it because it's pointless. Very long, specific lists here always make me feel like I'm being pretentious anyways.

Food: I'm a real meat and potatoes kinda guy. Sorry vegans.
Six things I could never do without
Human contact,
My phone (which helps with that),
My glasses,
My scooter,
A comfy bed,
and a fan, because I overheat easily. But I'm a super warm cuddler as a result
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Pretty well everything. I wish I could stop thinking. On the upside, this means that if you ask me about something, I probably have a fair bit to babble about it. So I've got that going for me, which is nice.
On a typical Friday night I am
RPG night, finally!

Thursday is board game night at my local store though. Ask me for details!
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I guess the one thing that seems to surprise people is that I've never watched Toy Story.
You should message me if
Because you want to? I have no hard expectations about what I'll find here... Frankly, I'm looking for connections and then to let things develop organically from there.

So yeah, message me if you're interested or intrigued. Or you're bored and have nothing better to do. Or whatever. Honestly, I like talking to everybody, so the best and only reason to message me is because you want to. Don't worry, I don't bite. Unless you ask nicely...
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