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My self-summary
Hi! My name is Caitlin.

"I don't like long walks on the beach, or any walks really but I am really good at drinking alone and eating fried cheese."
What I’m doing with my life
Working.
I’m really good at
Baking, especially intoxicated. Making a fool of myself at karaoke. Making jokes and keeping friends entertained. Being brutally honest with people. Making kids love me.
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably that i'm short and fat.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies that I enjoy: Anchorman, 28 days/weeks later, Old school, Shawshank redemption, The Green Mile, Pineapple Express, Super Troopers, Pulp Fiction, Requiem for a dream, Monty Python and the holy grail!, Full Metal Jacket, Watchmen, Smokin' Aces, Willy Wonka, Unthinkable, Se7en, Forgetting Sarah Marshall, A Clockwork Orange, Natural born Killers!! Woody is my boy!

The Lord of The Rings is a must. You better love that shit.

I love reading and I love a person who can lay in bed and read with me.
The six things I could never do without
Kids.
Books.
Whiskey.
Air Freshener/wall plug-ins.
90's grunge/alternative.
Pasta?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Ghostssss, OooooOOooOo! ALIENS!

Space. It blows my mind that there are actually people out there who do not care about space and do not find it absolutely amazing.

Body hair. Chest hair, stomach hair, pubes....I can't stand guys who shave it off!

How many people I graduated with are married and popping out kids left and right. And here I am just going to concerts, getting drunk with my friends on the weekend and eating tacos. I love my life and wouldn't have it any other way.
On a typical Friday night I am
Almost every Friday my friends and I go downtown Flint to some bars and hang out. It's been some of the best times i've had.

The second friday of the month is the Art Walk in downtown Flint, and I am always there.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Is this really private? Probably not, but I have an extreme phobia of worms. No, that is not a joke. They cause me terrible anxiety. I have no idea why. In 10th grade we had to dissect a giant earthworm and I sat in my seat in my seat and cried.
You should message me if
You're open minded and loud. You've been told your back has more hair than Sasquatch.

Really anyone. I love meeting new people =]
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