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My self-summary
Hey-o! What’s up, bitches!

My name is Caitlin.

I don't like long walks on the beach, or any walks really but I am really good at drinking alone and eating fried cheese.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to survive.

I haven't even begun to peak.
I’m really good at
Making friends with kids.

Floating. Night swimming is one of my favorite things to do in the summer. Make a fire, have some drinks, and spend hours floating and looking at stars.

Drinking a glass of beer in seconds. I've earned my share of free drinks by betting dudes at the bar.
The first things people usually notice about me
Younger people, probably that i'm fat. Old people, most likely the metal in my face.

I’m not fat. I’m cultivating mass.

They don't notice right off, but once they do "Oh man, you're left handed?? I bet you hate notebooks and pencils HAHA" Wow, hilarious, haven't heard that one before.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Harry Potter
Office Space

It's Always Sunny

Fear and Loathing

Milk Steak, boiled over hard.
Six things I could never do without
My dad
Little Green Ghouls
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Ghostssss, OooooOOooOo! ALIENS!

Where i'll be in a year, hell, where i'll be in a week. Life takes on new meaning once you're diagnosed with an incurable autoimmune disease. I'm not going to die tomorrow and you won't catch my MS, so fear not.

What the spaghetti policy is at my favorite joints.
On a typical Friday night I am
Sitting at home or going to the bar. If you don't like to drink it won't work out. If you're not into going to the bar and drinking or going to karaoke night it won't work.

I like to get drunk and make a fool of myself at karaoke. My last attempt was R. Kellys Ignition Remix.
You should message me if
You're open minded and loud. You've been told your back has more hair than Sasquatch. You love whiskey or tequila.

You want to play board games and get drunk at the same time. Drunken uno?

You'll go on random adventures with me. Let's take a train somewhere, or go see the Redwoods. I need to do more but what's the fun if it's alone?

Really anyone. I love meeting new people =]

You may say no to me, but you see-- you're not gonna say no. Because of the implication.
The two of us