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My self-summary
Hi! My name is Caitlin.

"I don't like long walks on the beach, or any walks really but I am really good at drinking alone and eating fried cheese."

If it wasn't for bad luck, i'd have no luck at all.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to survive.
I’m really good at
Making friends with kids.

Floating. Night swimming is one of my favorite things to do in the summer. Make a fire, have some drinks, and spend hours floating and looking at stars.

Drinking a glass of beer in seconds. I've earned my share of free drinks buy betting dudes at the bar.
The first things people usually notice about me
Younger people, probably that i'm fat. Old people, most likely the metal in my face.

They don't notice right off, but once they do "Oh man, you're left handed?? I bet you hate notebooks and pencils HAHA" Wow, hilarious, haven't heard that one before.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
LOTR
Harry Potter
Office Space
Willow

It's Always Sunny

Fear and Loathing

Milk Steak, boiled over hard.
Six things I could never do without
My dad
Books
Tequila
Whiskey
Kids
Little Green Ghouls
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Ghostssss, OooooOOooOo! ALIENS!

Where i'll be in a year, hell, where i'll be in a week. Life takes on new meaning once you're diagnosed with an incurable autoimmune disease. I'm not going to die tomorrow and you won't catch my MS, so fear not.
On a typical Friday night I am
Sitting at home or going to the bar. If you don't like to drink it won't work out. If you're not into going to the bar and drinking or going to karaoke night it won't work.

I like to get drunk and make a fool of myself at karaoke. My last attempt was Forgot About Dre. Never again.
You should message me if
You're open minded and loud. You've been told your back has more hair than Sasquatch. You love whiskey or tequila.

Really anyone. I love meeting new people =]
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