My name is Caitlin.
I don't like long walks on the beach, or any walks really but I am really good at drinking alone and eating fried cheese.
I haven't even begun to peak.
Floating. Night swimming is one of my favorite things to do in the summer. Make a fire, have some drinks, and spend hours floating and looking at stars.
Drinking a glass of beer in seconds. I've earned my share of free drinks by betting dudes at the bar.
I’m not fat. I’m cultivating mass.
They don't notice right off, but once they do "Oh man, you're left handed?? I bet you hate notebooks and pencils HAHA" Wow, hilarious, haven't heard that one before.
It's Always Sunny
Fear and Loathing
Milk Steak, boiled over hard.
Little Green Ghouls
Where i'll be in a year, hell, where i'll be in a week. Life takes on new meaning once you're diagnosed with an incurable autoimmune disease. I'm not going to die tomorrow and you won't catch my MS, so fear not.
What the spaghetti policy is at my favorite joints.
I like to get drunk and make a fool of myself at karaoke. My last attempt was R. Kellys Ignition Remix.
You want to play board games and get drunk at the same time. Drunken uno?
You'll go on random adventures with me. Let's take a train somewhere, or go see the Redwoods. I need to do more but what's the fun if it's alone?
Really anyone. I love meeting new people =]
You may say no to me, but you see-- you're not gonna say no. Because of the implication.