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My self-summary
I am not interested in swinging or hooking up. The point of this profile is not to get me laid.

We're always interested in new friends, so feel free to send me a message! I generally always respond. I do read messages and forget though, so forgive me.

I'm a California transplant living in Plano. I'm really homesick and miss trees and hills and predictable weather. I like hiking and being active, drinking wine and watching anime. I'm just now getting into DnD, but still very much a noob. I like gardening, baking, painting and generally just creating things. I have a BA in Psychology with a minor in sexuality studies. I just started an online graduate program to become a BCBA.

I'm a pokemon nerd, but I'm too lazy to ev/iv train. I'll still put on my battling shorts any day :D

I've been described as "resourceful" and a "pedantic little smart-ass"

I'm a little bit environmentalist, a little bit social activist, a little bit too anti-conflict to do anything worthwhile.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm constantly learning new things that I want to do with my life, so my goals are always up in the air.

I want to either go into research or be a clinical psychologist with a specialty in deviant sexualities (read: kink friendly). More recently, I've been interested in ABA and I'm studying to be a BCBA. We'll see where this takes me.

I also want to start a business, but I can't decide on something I'd want to DO. I want a farm, but I don't have up-front capital. I want to make crafty things, but my crafty skills aren't THAT great. I want to open a knick knack shop, but it'd be hard to break even (who am I kidding? It's always hard to break even).

I do plan on getting a PhD someday, but for now I'm just getting trying to make myself wake up at a decent hour.
I’m really good at
I'm resourceful, so I can deal with any situation life throws at me. Maybe I don't deal with it in the most logical way, but it works for me.

Sometimes I see someone on the street that is doing something odd and I make a tragic back story for them. I like to think it helps me be empathetic.

And I sing :3
The first things people usually notice about me
I suppose you can say I dance to a different drummer.

I like to think I'm cute, so that's attention-grabby. Maybe I'm singing along to the radio in the supermarket, or squeeing loudly at the hedgehog in the pet store. I might be dressed funny because why the hell not?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love to read!
I don't really pick favorites of anything, I like it or I don't.

I enjoyed the Black Dagger Brotherhood and House of Night series', Prayers for the Assassin, The Kingkiller Chronicle, White Oleander and a whole bunch of other ones whose titles I can't think of. Recently, I've been reading Terry Pratchett. I love his characters and the literary puns he puts everywhere.

I am also guilty of reading smut, but I have not read 50 Shades. The first couple pages were awful and I'm leaving it at that.

I have played every pokemon game since R/B/Y, though I've never filled a pokedex. I'm mostly on my 3DS playing Animal Crossing: New Leaf, Zelda: Oot, and Fantasy life. I also have an Xbox but I rarely touch it anymore.

I'm not much of a movie buff, but I do enjoy them. I don't watch scary/gory movies, and anything too heavy will just bring me down. Gimme an unrealistic Disney happy ending any day.

Doctor Who and Sherlock are my jam. I really love an intelligent, goofy man. 30 Rock and Parks and Recreation are brilliant and I love them.
I like cartoons like Adventure Time, Bravest Warriors, Bee and Puppycat, but Regular Show does nothing for me.

I can't watch A Game of Thrones. I read about 70 pages of the book, the kid fell off the tower and I put it down. I get too involved in characters' lives, so when my favorite character dies, I mourn. Can not deal.

I love singing! but I don't care about genres, I like what I can sing to.

I loove food. I'd say I'm pretty adventurous when it comes to eating.
I refuse to buy things that are a replacement for something else, or that were modified to take something out of it, like margarine or low-fat milk.
Also, sushi. I fucking love sushi. Please, lets go get sushi.
Six things I could never do without
I would be EXTREMELY INCONVENIENCED if I lost my senses, and, someday, I will inevitably have to say good bye to everyone I know. The internet is something I would be super pissed off to no longer have, and not having a car is the most annoying first world problem. Loss of any of my limbs would also be terribly inconvenient.

Honestly, this question is hard. I can learn to live without everything. People are extremely adaptable and there's nothing whose absence will cause me to decide life is no longer worth living. I think the only exception would be my independence. If I was to completely lose my ability to move myself, clean myself, feed myself, etc. without assistance or constant monitoring, my quality of life may deteriorate to the point where I feel like I no longer want to be awake anymore.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Brains! And why people do what they do. I worked in a psychiatric hospital so it's interesting to see people acting out concepts I learned about in college.
Where will I be in 5 years? 10 years? Do I really want to work my life away?
What am I gonna do tomorrow?
On a typical Friday night I am
Chilling with my boyfriend, watching something on netflix or redditing, going to bed usually before 11 am because I really just love to sleep.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I hadn't met my current boyfriend in person until we moved in together. We met online and had been a long distance couple for a year. Call me crazy, but it's been 4 years and I don't regret it at all.
You should message me if
1) You're not a penis
2) You won't send me pictures of a penis
3) You're not a butthole
4) You won't send me pictures of a butthole
5) You can hold a conversation
6) You can be classy.
7) You're NOT looking for a quick lay
8) You wanna be the very best, like no one ever was.
The two of us