27Portland, United States
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My self-summary
Moved here from the Bay Area about 4 years ago. Still enjoy it in the PNW. I haven't been able to obtain a bike since coming here though, so my main form of transportation (when it's sunny/dry) is my trusty skateboard.

I'm what people call clever...some might say tooo clever.

I cook, play drums, stare at freight trains a lot, drink, smoke weed, and love my snake Voldy.

I still make dinosaur noises at inappropriate times.

"nobody knows exactly what happens when we think, therefore we can never really ever know anything"
What I’m doing with my life
Update for 03/05/2016: I'm a full time line cook and am back to focusing on myself and my life. I realized that before I can make anyone else happy I hafta make myself happy first. So basically I hafta be selfish again. So here I am. Umm, that is all. And the part at the bottom of this is still true.

Update 03/05/2013: Originally this said "trying to party" but I have successfully been doing that for 5 years and recently decided it was time for a change. So now I am working as a dishwasher at a new pub in NW Portland. AND I'm getting trained in prep-cook stuff, so hopefully i will be moving up in the kitchen soon

i used to hop trains. so now i have a wanderlust that i am trying to subdue so that i can get my shit together.
I’m really good at
Pickin my nose
Making drivers mad cuz they don't wanna share the road with someone on a skateboard
Wishing I was better at saving money
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm weird looking. Like, I look good, but in a weird way.

But seriously, probably my mullet. I've got fantastic curls. Like really great ones.

That I dress the same way everyday.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Anything by Edgar Allen Poe. been reading his work since 3rd grade.
Charles Bukowski is pretty rad, but I don't think hes as amazing as everyone makes him out to be.
Neil Gaiman is fantastic almost always.
Terry Pratchet puts me in a whole other world.
Douglas Adams.
There's more, but those just reign.

I love all these but in reality it's hard to get myself to pay attention long enough to read a whole book these days. Just puttin it out there

I love metal. I love Punk. I love ska. I love funk. I love when ladies got junk in the trunk and they make it go bump. bump. bump. but i love gettin hyphy and listenin to some of that bay shiiit. Also, most things that involve Ukulele are awesome. Except Beirut. Not too big of a fan. At all.

As for food, i dont like seafood. And this bothers me cuz i love food and thats a whole section of food that I CANT EAT! =[
I love candy and fruit and juice and pizza and quesadillas and burritos and cheeseburgers and meat! =]

shit. now im hungry.
Six things I could never do without
air drums
Pank dranks
Lists that confine me to only six things.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
A lot of nothing and everything. I'm a daydreamer. Seriously, you can find me staring off at nothing quite a bit. I like to ponder.

How much more I can fit in/on my vest.

How long I'm actually gunna let my mullet grow.
On a typical Friday night I am
For now, probably drinking. But I work in kitchens so that could change any time.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I don't fuckin know, I really am an open book. You'll probably hear my life story if we ever hang out.
You should message me if
You wanna make dinosaur noises with me.

You are rad, awesome, or one hep cat!

Also, its not a must but if you play ukulele, thats definatly a plus. or guitar.

You wanna go skateboard with me. Or go walk with me. Let's just hang out!
The two of us