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My self-summary
ISTP. I'm a sarcastic nerdy northerner. I can be sort of blunt but it's because I like to be honest with people. I'm a weirdo, and I laugh at inappropriate stuff. Life is too short, so I enjoy it while I can. I can be very serious, but most of the time I'm not. It's hard to offend me and get under my skin, so say whatever you like to me. I've heard it all. I probably think I'm far more intelligent then I actually am, but I'm not afraid to admit when I'm wrong.

I tend to ramble on about things that really don't matter. Politics, economics, foreign policy... sure they are important. But don't get me started on how people never just sit down on air planes when you land. Been a gamer since I was 2, first game being Zelda, and it remains a big part of my life. I'm sort of a compendium of useless video game trivia, design and interest. I've become quite the technophile and enjoy fiddling with new gadgets and electronics and I try to stay on the cutting edge of tech-knowledge.
What I’m doing with my life
Recently picked up a job working for Bayport CU Operations and know nothing about banking. So that's the work aspect. I also play a lot of Rocket League and other various interactive video entertainment.

Well, that and trying to have as much fun while doing so.
I’m really good at
Martial arts, cooking, golfing, bowling, video games, programming, computers
The first things people usually notice about me
Most likely my eyes. Not really sure what else. Maybe that I have long hair considering like 2% of males do. I usually wear some sort of goofy or thought provoking T-shirt.
Example: I have one of the sun and the moon boxing, and the moon punches the sun in the face and it says "ECLIPSE!"
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Dune series of books, fantasy novels, graphic novels.
Billy Madison, super hero movies, comedies and scifi for movies.
Arrested Development, Firefly, Orphan Black, Arrow, The Flash, Continuum, Dr. Who, Sherlock for shows. Lately I've been watching Supernatural
Queen, Boston, Nonpoint, Zebrahead, mostly 80s and 90s rock and metal. Recently been trying more rnb with rock elements, Fort Minor, Mackelmore, Spose, stuff like that. I also really enjoy chiptune (I Fight Dragons) and comedy bands (Ninja Sex Party).
Steak for food

I usually watch a lot of stand up comedy and a lot of thrillers/suspense and some anime inbetween. Lately I've been really getting into the world of DC comics. (Detective Comics Comics, lol)

I'm also a huge restaraunteer. I love going to new and different restaurants to see what kind of food is the best in an area. I can usually tell you where the best steak in town is at. I also like my own food too. Things I have to try if on the menu include: Chicken Marsala, Cuban Sandwich, Poutine.
Six things I could never do without
Movement of my limbs
A refreshing beverage
I spend a lot of time thinking about
My mind wanders from subjects so fast I hardly ever remember what I was thinking about in the first place. It's like this strange sort of logical train that will trail off into distant thoughts and I'll end up remembering something that is about 5 degrees off what was originally heard or seen. Or, what usually happens is someone will say something and my mind will take it to some great heights and I'll laugh and then the person will be all "What are you laughing at" and then I look like a retard trying to explain how I got to what I was laughing at.

How undateable I've become through an amalgamation of attributes, beliefs, views and traits that lean toward the lesser side of popular acceptance.
On a typical Friday night I am
Hopefully enjoying myself.

Either games, out for drinks, or putting miles on my bike
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I've been pants-ed at the Detroit Metro airport, although it wasn't very private at that time.

Um... I have a T-shirt folding machine?

Sometimes I message people I am (according to this site) a terrible match with to see if that is actually the case and why.
You should message me if
You're a dorky humorous person who can put up with wit and sarcasim, you like to lounge around the house and rip through a series on netflix, you motivate me to be more and challenge myself and also challenge me as well, or be goofy in public. Someone who isn't afraid to speak their mind is important as well.

Or if you understand why this is amazing
The two of us