patronaaron
49 Memphis, United States
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My self-summary
My girlfriend has been living with me for the past year but I still keep these online dating profiles up and lie to the women on here and to my girlfriend about my intentions.

I'll never tell whether or not I'm seeing people from these sites when my girlfriend is out of town or if I'm texting/e-mailing with other women. I keep my phone, computer and iPad all locked up, she'll never figure out the passwords so I'm not worried about that. As long as she believes I'm not that's all that matters.

If I don't start telling her truth instead of making my girlfriend feel crazy when she finds other women's things when she gets home then I"m going to be single very soon. Also, another secret I"m keeping from her, I'm not ever going to ask her to marry me even though I've been leading her on to think I want to. hahaha! I've got the best of all worlds and the greatest thing about that is none of them will ever know each other.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a workaholic, it's all I do ... I alienate my family and push away anyone who cares about me. I'm so emotionally unavailable to my girlfriend it's almost my own little personal inside joke. I get off on lying to her when she's exactly right just to make her think she's crazy, give myself a laugh and in the end she feels so guilty she apologizes to me! hahaha!!
I’m really good at
Hiding things from my girlfriend, lying
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm all surface and I can't tell the truth.
The six things I could never do without
1. Password locks
2. Password locks
3. Password locks
4. Password locks
5. Password locks
6. somone to tweeze the hair out of my ears
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I poke holes in my condoms with the hopes that I can impregnate as many women as possible.
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