I wear shorts year-round, in all weather.
I live as an Atheist, if you put a gun to my head (why would you do that?) I'd say I'm Agnostic but at the end of the day I found that the word Apatheist describes me very well.
I don't seek out museums or art on my own, but I enjoy experiencing them through the lens of people who do.
I have a degree (from a school ranked 248 out of 256 liberal arts schools) in philosophy and religious studies (you're not surprised.)
I love parentheses (again you don't seem surprised)
I try to find humor in all things, this has in the past gotten me in trouble, but I just think that's funny.
I have a blue-eyed border collie named Lady that is my life.
So... yeah... that's a lot of "I" statements. Did you crack the code? There's not really a code.
Complimenting you on your nails (when they look good).
Most recently a friend just described me as "Clifford the big red dog, but in real life"... I don't know if that's good or not.
(Comic) Books: The Walking Dead, Preacher, The Boys, Y: the Last Man, and an assortment of Batman comics.
Movies: Big Fish, Jurassic Park, Children of Men, The Nightmare Before Christmas, Memento, Reservoir Dogs, Shaun of the Dead, Guardians of the Galaxy. Get Out and Moonlight most recently.
Shows: Futurama, The Twilight Zone, Breaking Bad (and also Better Call Saul), Adventure Time, Steven Universe, That Mitchell and Webb Look, Quantum Leap, Parenthood, Summer Heights High, Extras, Being Human (British version), South Park, Terriers, Red Dwarf, Black Mirror, Fargo.
Music: Chance the Rapper, Pink Floyd, Sia, Calvin Harris, Against Me!, Presidents of the United States, Junior Senior, Weird Al, Ween, Pixies, FKA Twigs, Summer Camp, PHOX, Chance the Rapper, RJD2. Oh and Chance the Rapper (I think he's wonderful)
Food: I have a gutter pallet and I love Mexican food and pizza. I've more recently been on the biggest ramen kick of my (or anyone's) life.
I know there are more, these are just off the top of my head and I feel like represent the breadth of my tastes.
I just spend a lot of time thinking.
The nature of time, space, time-space, causality, causation, society, justice, social justice, the macro and the micro... If you can indulge me in conversations about any and all of these things I think we'll get along.
By the way, don't you hate that "a lot" is two words? Feel like we've all been lied to or something. We don't say it like it's two words.
Also if you've caught me looking at your profile several times and not saying anything, I'm probably trying to craft a unique and witty first message, and deleting several drafts. Please feel free to message first.
you feel like having a good debate (pick a topic, you can even pick which side I'm on.)
you want to have deep conversations about heavy subjects.
you think that we would get along.
you cracked the code (no but seriously there isn't one)
If I messaged you first, even if you're not interested, a polite decline is nice (even a not so polite decline normally makes for a funny story later).