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My self-summary
I'm a professional writer. I ride motorcycles and train Brazilian Jiu Jitsu. I'm learning to sail. I like working out and taking naps.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm trying to say yes more often.
I’m really good at
retaliatory vandalism.
The first things people usually notice about me
"Man, that guy looks like he really wants to leave."
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Kurt Vonnegut, Ernest Hemingway, Charles Bukowski, Hunter Thompson.

My favorite book is Moby Dick... Probably... It changes pretty frequently.

Movies: Jaws is objectively the best movie of all time.

TV: Documentaries about space, math or ancient aliens. I have a weird affinity for 90's "adult" cartoons like Dr. Katz and Duckman. I've seen every episode of Seinfeld more times than I'd like to admit.

Music: Modest Mouse, Andrew Jackson Jihad, Titus Andronicus, Bomb the Music Industry, Doomtree, Aesop Rock, Run the Jewels, and Death Grips. Always Death Grips.

Food: I'm a vegetarian, but I mean, whatever. I don't care what other people eat. I really like Pad Thai. Pizza is a close second.

Stand up comics - because that should totally be on the list of prompts: Doug Stanhope, Patton Oswalt, Joe Rogan, Mitch Hedberg, Jimmy Norton, Chip Chipperson, Tom Segura, George Carlin, etc.
The six things I could never do without
Jiu Jitsu
Machine guns

How many is that? Six? Sure.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Hitting gogoplatas from rubber guard.

And if you can show me a high-percentage way to do this, let's get married.
On a typical Friday night I am
Probably writing. I'm always fighting off deadlines.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'll never put on a life jacket again.
You should message me if
It bugs you that these prompts don't have colons after them.

Or if you just feel like talking. If you made it this far, you're probably pretty cool.