35Austin, United States
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My self-summary
Is this the area where people always put how they're just a fun loving person? Where are the fun-hating people? I guess they don't sign up for these kinds of places.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm a freelance baseball writer and podcaster. It's a dream job, I absolutely love it.
I’m really good at
making people laugh. Seriously, I'm hilarious.
The first things people usually notice about me
My height... I'm 6'5
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I love tv: Broad City and You're the Worst are my two favorites right now. I also like Bob's Burgers, Atlanta, Master of None, Last Week Tonight, Casual, New Girl, Veep, Narcos, Modern Family, Not Safe, At Midnight, South Park, Garbage Time, Full Frontal, SNL, Curb, Easy (really new Netflix show that I like so far).

No longer on: Parks & Rec, Key & Peele, 30 Rock, The Office, Breaking Bad, Mad Men, Arrested Development, Portlandia, Happy Endings.

I've resigned myself to the fact that I won't ever be able to watch all the good stuff on TV anymore, there's just too much.

I like movies a lot, too, and going to Alamo Drafthouse. I don't have a top 5 or 10 off the top of my head, but I see a couple a month.

I don't like the phrase "guilty pleasure", I'm not ashamed of stuff I like. Not everybody will always like all the same stuff!

I listen to mostly hip hop: Kanye West, Drake, Kendrick Lamar, Chance the Rapper, Future, Joey Bada$$, J Cole, Logic, Childish Gambino. Some other stuff: Rihanna, Beyonce, Ellie Goulding, The Weeknd, other random pop music.

I actually listen to books more than I read them these days. I pretend I don't have enough time to sit down and read as often as I'd like, but maybe that tv list should be shorter in favor of some more books.

I also love podcasts: baseball ones, If I Were You, Bill Simmons, NPR.

I like playing PS4, too. Just a couple different sports games (including baseball; surprising, right?).
I spend a lot of time thinking about
-how it's possible for *anyone* not to love dogs.
-what I'm going to write about next.
-whether or not they have :insert thing I'm looking at: in grape flavor.
-why anyone would prefer to be cold over hot.
On a typical Friday night I am
I don't make Friday specifically a must-do-something night so I might be out going to eat or to a concert or the movies, but I might also be watching baseball. If you want to do something on a Friday, I'll skip baseball for you.
You should message me if
Honestly, if you want to. I realize a lot of people say that, but I don't really have a checklist you need to meet before messaging me. And no, liking baseball isn't a prerequisite at all, I like it enough for both of us, don't worry.
The two of us