26Wilmington, United States
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My self-summary
When I grow up, I want to be Left Shark.
What I’m doing with my life
Part-time student, part-time worker.
I’m really good at
Lip-syncing Call Me Maybe. Guarding Robert Downey, Jr's life. Listening.
The first things people usually notice about me
My awesome beard.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Movies (not in any particular order): Monty Python and the Holy Grail, Zombieland, Avengers, Star Wars (the original trilogy only >.<), Nolan's Batmans, Lord of the Rings, Princess Bride

Books: Lord of the Rings, not a big reader

Shows: Scrubs, House, The Office, Arrested Development, Game of Thrones, Breaking Bad

Music: Switchfoot, Relient K, Blink 182, most generic rock shenanigans

Food: Not veggies?
Six things I could never do without
NFL, my phone, the internet, music, video games, Taco Bell
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Fantasy football.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working or chilling with my friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I once killed a man in Reno just to watch him die.
You should message me if
You wanna chat. You like having someone who listens and cracks jokes with a ton of sarcasm. Or maybe you just want someone to share a beer with.
The two of us