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My self-summary
I selected "average build" due to American standards. I am curvy. Not ridiculously, but curvy in mostly appreciated ways--aka overweight but not WTF. Blah blah blah...

INFJ personality type.

I am bold and outgoing, yet super quiet and reserved. If something irks me, I let it be known. I do my best not to dance around the subject; nobody is a mind reader. I am a trustworthy person. I prefer to know the truth than to be lead on believing something that isn't.
I like to make sure that everything is taken care of before having my fun. Whether that be dinner made, apartment cleaned, or something as simple as making sure my cats are fed, I am a responsible person.

I have a colorful past, but it is just that, the past. I won't lie, I have some massive trust issues, but I still want to try... I am looking forward now.
What I’m doing with my life
Currently getting paid to stab folks and drain their blood :-)
I’m really good at
Stabbing people... seriously, I am damn good at what I do. Also, being that person people come to for advice-- for whatever fucked up reason, people think I am good for this.
The first things people usually notice about me
I've been told my eyes and smile.
I don't smile much, it is called Resting Bitch Face... please don't tell me to smile more. I tend to be more on the sarcastic side.

If I'm wearing a shirt that exposes it, the tattoos on my back.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: H.S.Thompson, John Saul, Christopher Moore
Movies: love horror movies-- everything from the cheesiest B movies to some of the newer ones. I do dig comedies and a few select 'chick flicks'.
My musical taste is ridiculous. I will give everything a chance at least once-- I do not 'hate' certain music or anything like that. Well, that's a bit of a lie-- I really can't stand country music, I think its the twang. Basically, everything from The Toasters to Frank Zappa with Lady Gaga and Lil Wayne in between-- and you can toss in some Ween, The Slackers, Marilyn Manson, and hell, how about Rihanna and The Residents, shit why not Eminem and Skrillex also? Indie stuff rocks my socks too.
Food would be the same way, I am willing to try it-- might not like it-- but at least I can say I tried it!
Six things I could never do without
My computer-- movies and music are a must on a daily basis!
Cell-- provides me with much entertainment at work
Swearing-- I have a tendency to have a mouth like a sailor. Mind you, I also work in the med field, which means I do know when and where it is okay.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Keeping myself happy.
Life is a constant battle-- have to figure out the ways to maneuver to make things work!
On a typical Friday night I am
Usually working or in bed early due to work on Saturday.
Who am I kidding... I am binge watching stupid shit on netflix curled up in bed.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm open about everything, just ask. Quite seriously.
Also, Tina Belcher is my hero.
You should message me if
You're looking for that same happiness, finding someone that makes you happy to be with them rather than feeling alone in their company.
The two of us