34 Weybridge, United Kingdom
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My self-summary
***please do not send me crude/sexual messages it's gross and I'll report your ass***

Quite keen to meet someone for mutual adoration and kisses.

My profile is a bit of a stream of consciousness (a mess) so please bear with me!! :)

Some words that describe me: smart, kind, fat* (and happy with that), pretty, discerning, romantic, snarky, loyal, socialist, dreamer, foodie.

Girl-next-door by day, alternative by night. Big fan of halloween and cake. History nerd. Singer-songrwriter; atm I'm collabing with an actual guitar wizard.

I'm not interested in casual flings.

Trust is really important innit.

It'd be rad to go on dates with cool people and see if there's a spark.

If you want to get in my pants make me laugh, tell me I'm pretty and buy me doughnuts.

First date ideas - cheeky nandos or gtfo.**

*fatter irl
**or, you know, take a walk along the southbank together or something
What I’m doing with my life
Just trundling along really, and trying to have as many fun, exciting and interesting experiences as possible - my social life is often extremely busy and varied.

However it would be fab to have someone to share these experiences with. Also I want someone to watch Netflix with and snuggle.
I’m really good at
Looking cute
Eating doughnuts
Being kind
The first things people usually notice about me
How fat and cute I am. Or I guess my eyes. Or boobs.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Eh this bit always seems like an exercise in intellectual masturbation so I'm going to resist filling it in except to say right now I'm really into shitty Dwayne Johnson films, the American version of The Office (Pam and Jim forever), brunch and David Sedaris audiobooks.
The six things I could never do without
Family & Friends
Amazing food
The internet
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Food sex and sleep.
On a typical Friday night I am
Gigging, writing songs, setting sucked into a netflix series vortex in bed with pizza, clubbing with friends, having a lot of fun.
You should message me if
You're Westley from The Princess Bride, Idris Elba, Dwayne Johnson, or Peggy Carter.