26 San Antonio, United States
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My self-summary
Friendly San Antonio interior design student. Atheist liberal pro-choice feminist with an attitude. Purveyor of fine snark and good debate. Eats conservatives and misogynists for breakfast. IN(T/F)J/Capricorn, for those who care about those things.

Don't get me wrong, I'm pretty nice. But don't expect me to put up with a lot of bullshit. I don't suffer a lot of fools.
What I’m doing with my life
Going to school. Working. Failing to achieve my wildest hopes and dreams. You know how it goes.
I’m really good at
Cooking, reading, writing, not cleaning my room, being a smartass, grammar, singing, beekeeping, lookin' good, activism, and string games. I also play a mean game of battleship. It's been said I'm good at art and stuff but that is a scurrilous lie.
The first things people usually notice about me
Everyone tells me it's my eyes, but let's not lie. I have gigantic feet.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: I like a lot of books, and I like people who like a lot of books. Try to keep the special snowflake white guy authors to a minimum and we'll be fine.

If you list Ayn Rand as one of your favorite writers, get some help. Seriously.

Movies: I have a thing for: space movies. Spy movies. Superhero movies (the MCU is one of God's greatest gifts to nerdkind). Understated dramatic movies. British period movies. I like a lot of movies.

Shows: God, don't even get me started.
The six things I could never do without
1. Cats. They're just amazing. End of sentence.

2. My job. I love it and it loves me. My coworkers are cool and there's just enough drama to be interesting but not so much that I want to kill people. Also, the paychecks are SICK.

3. I've recently discovered the charms of high-end clothing and shoes. The jacket I'm wearing set me back about 10x what its Old Navy counterpart would have, but it still looks as good as the day I bought it two years ago. Make an investment in yourself, friends.

4. I'd probably actually die without my phone. I am unapologetic about being one of those people who always has it in their hand, though I DO put it away during polite conversation and in movie theaters.

5. YouTube. A lot of my media consumption happens there: vlogs, diy and makeup tutorials, educational videos, bootlegged British reality shows, cat fail compilations, you name it. And that was just yesterday.

6. Sunshine and warmth. I'm a delicate south Texan tropical fish, I require a carefully balanced ecosystem to survive.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Ways to undermine the patriarchy and supplant the capitalist regime.

Also, one of my favorite Hollywood anecdotes ever is the one where Christian Bale based his performance in American Psycho off of Tom Cruise. Not any particular role. Just Tom Cruise himself.

PS: I should mention that I hate Tom Cruise.
On a typical Friday night I am
Chilling out with my cats, trying to decide whether work or art school is going to give me a stress-induced heart attack first.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm bipolar. Like actually, medically-diagnosed bipolar. If you can't handle that, get the fuck out.
You should message me if
You are a single man in possession of a good fortune. I've got what you're in want of.