I am a Civil and Environmental Engineer out of UCLA.
I can't walk across the living room without doing a little jive. I sing in the mornings. I carry heat when it's cold outside. I make shifting noises when I drive. The grown man you watched dodging bullets behind doug firs in the tree lot last christmas was most certainly me. I pretend my "Off A/C" button is my NOS.
Inner Peace: I'm a coffee drinking, recycling, clothespin solar drying, energy saving hippie. Minus the hippie part.
Inner Nerd: I enjoy Starcraft, Zombies, Physics, Blink 182, Super Smash Brothers, all things space, and sober philosophical conversations.
I'm extremely difficult to offend. And I think I'm hilarious. Unfortunately, I'm the only one.
I live my life with optimism.
There is no one I identify more with than Kramer of Seinfeld.
I longboard when the road is smooth enough, though my board never seems to be with me when I find the perfect asphalt.
I had the Bieber cut before it was a thing.
Movies: Children of Men is my favorite movie of all time. It is a work of art that is unparalleled to date, and makes long takes in other films look amateurish. Alfonso Cuarón creates a perfectly believable world-gone-to-shit and grabs me up in it every time.
Here are some other favorite movies of mine:
Warrior, American Beauty, The Departed, Remember The Titans, There Will Be Blood, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Hero, (500) Days of Summer...(too many more to list)
Books: Ender's Game, House of Leaves, Dune...
Video Games: Smash Bros, Starcraft, Dota, and just about anything real time strategy.
Shows: New Girl, Modern Family, Archer, Parks and Rec
Music: This could go on forever, but here are a few: Lostprophets, Reel Big Fish, Blink 182, Sublime, Older RHCP.
Food: How can you love anything short of everything?
I sling crack on the weekends.
Actually, I am humble enough to admit I don't know what to look for in an okcupiteer. But we could probably kick it if:
-Your perfect night involves drooling from laughter.
-You don't believe in gender roles.
-You are a genuinely good person.
-You appreciate a good hug.
-You love trying to decipher the world.
-You enjoy intellectually stimulating conversations.
-You love being mentally challenged.
-You laughed motherfucking hard at that last sentence.