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My self-summary
At first I was going to join then realized if my soulmate did exist, she would be cheap as I am. Basically, I'm looking for an equal. A partner in crime, like Batman and Robin. No, Robin sort of sucks. Like Holmes and Watson. Like Mulder and Scully. It should be us against the world. Not against each other. Come see me after class if you still don't get this concept.

I am a Civil and Environmental Engineer out of UCLA.

I can't walk across the living room without doing a little jive. I sing in the mornings. I carry heat when it's cold outside. I make shifting noises when I drive. The grown man you watched dodging bullets behind doug firs in the tree lot last christmas was most certainly me. I pretend my "Off A/C" button is my NOS.

Inner Peace: I'm a coffee drinking, recycling, clothespin solar drying, energy saving hippie. Minus the hippie part.

Inner Nerd: I enjoy Starcraft, Zombies, Physics, Blink 182, Super Smash Brothers, all things space, and sober philosophical conversations.

I'm extremely difficult to offend. And I think I'm hilarious. Unfortunately, I'm the only one.

I live my life with optimism.

There is no one I identify more with than Kramer of Seinfeld.
What I’m doing with my life
Living it.
I’m really good at
Avoiding responsibilities. Playing pretend. I'm a sparkling conversationalist. Sometimes.

I longboard when the road is smooth enough, though my board never seems to be with me when I find the perfect asphalt.
The first things people usually notice about me
My best friend says it's my caustic wit. I'm sure he meant it as a compliment.

I had the Bieber cut before it was a thing.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I'm not going to name drop to impress, but here's what I'm working on:

Movies: Children of Men is my favorite movie of all time. It is a work of art that is unparalleled to date, and makes long takes in other films look amateurish. Alfonso Cuarón creates a perfectly believable world-gone-to-shit and grabs me up in it every time.

Here are some other favorite movies of mine:

Warrior, American Beauty, The Departed, Remember The Titans, There Will Be Blood, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Hero, (500) Days of Summer...(too many more to list)

Books: Ender's Game, House of Leaves, Dune...
Video Games: Smash Bros, Starcraft, Dota, and just about anything real time strategy.

Shows: New Girl, Modern Family, Archer, Parks and Rec

Music: This could go on forever, but here are a few: Lostprophets, Reel Big Fish, Blink 182, Sublime, Older RHCP.

Food: How can you love anything short of everything?
Six things I could never do without
A dance floor and a beat
I spend a lot of time thinking about
What means think?
On a typical Friday night I am
Cross-legged in the living room playing Harry Potter Scene It by myself. And WINNING.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
A buddy and I once noticed a strangely colored tree on a hillside from across a valley. It was only logical to return the next day with a shovel and pick to dig around for buried treasure.

I sling crack on the weekends.
You should message me if
I'm a sucker for dimples, piano hands, good hair, a million dollar vocabulary, psychologists, starving artists, penniless rockstars, nerds, and lefties. Polite people make my heart melt. Witty people make my heart beat. I love a good banter. I adore people that have a genuine zest for life.

Actually, I am humble enough to admit I don't know what to look for in an okcupiteer. But we could probably kick it if:

-Your perfect night involves drooling from laughter.
-You don't believe in gender roles.
-You are a genuinely good person.
-You appreciate a good hug.
-You love trying to decipher the world.
-You enjoy intellectually stimulating conversations.
-You love being mentally challenged.
-You laughed motherfucking hard at that last sentence.
The two of us