39Jersey City, United States
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My self-summary
I'm probably going to die of head trauma on the streets of Jersey City because I yelled at the wrong person for littering.

I mostly work as an acupuncturist. It's fun and satisfying to heal with my hands.

I'm kind of like Jesus in that way, but more modest...

Sarcasm translating on paper is always hit or miss...

If you have layers I will probably like you.

My cousin once described me as "granola" and it was kinda hard to defend against.

Left handed. Gap toothed. Not easily offended... unless you litter...
What I’m doing with my life
"We; who embody the local eyes and ears and thoughts and feelings of the Cosmos... We've begun to learn the story of our origins: Star stuff; contemplating the evolution of matter; tracing that long path at by which it arrived at consciousness. We and the other living things on this planet carry a legacy of cosmic evolution, spanning billions of years. If we take that knowledge to heart; if we come to know and love Nature as it really is; then we will surely be remembered by our descendants as good strong links in the chain of life... and our children, will continue this sacred searching; seeing for us as we have seen for those who came before... Discovering wonders yet undreamt of... in the Cosmos".

Carl Sagan/Neil Tyson: Cosmos
I’m really good at
Sticking needles in people, putting sentiment in science, dispensing interesting but useless information...

...smoothing corners round & untangling knots...
The first things people usually notice about me
My deep voice, or that I resemble the kid from "Big Bang theory"

My friend-girls tell me this profile doesn't convey my good sense of humor at all.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Dune (book) Chinatown (movie), Bowie, all (real) food, live comedy.

Beck. Gangstarr. Symphony of Science... and then and then and then...

Morty & Rick.

NHL: Blueshirts.
Six things I could never do without
If need be I could do without a lot.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
daoism, astronomy, cooking, reality vs. understanding reality, conforming to nature

Do penguins have knees?
On a typical Friday night I am
electric relaxation
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have no game. But some women; some women bring out an organic charm in me that I would otherwise have no access to... I fall in Love with those women. I have yet to discern any particular quality that unlocks this creative force.
You should message me if
You won't mind me reciting Carl Sagan's Pale Blue Dot to you one moment then singing South Parks "uncle fuka" the next...

You have an opinion on space elevators.

You are Ilana Glazer.

You are the ghost of Gracie Allen. want to eat the other half of this Blue Apron...
The two of us