I mostly work as an acupuncturist. It's fun and satisfying to heal with my hands.
I'm kind of like Jesus in that way, but more modest...
Sarcasm translating on paper is always hit or miss...
If you have layers I will probably like you.
My cousin once described me as "granola" and it was kinda hard to defend against.
Left handed. Gap toothed. Not easily offended.
Carl Sagan/Neil Tyson: Cosmos
...smoothing corners round & untangling knots...
The latest Beck album is on point.
Do penguins have knees?
You have an opinion on space elevators.
You are Ilana Glazer.
You are the ghost of Gracie Allen.
...you want to eat the other half of this Blue Apron...