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My self-summary
I don't know who you are. I don't know what you want. If your looking for a relationship, I can tell you that I don't have any money. But what I do have is a set of very particular skills,. Skills that I have aquired over a long sexual career. Skills thst make me a dream for people like you. If you swipe left now, thst will be the end of it, I will not look for you, I will not pursue you. But if you swipe right, I will match with you, I will flirt with you, and I will **** you.

Name the movie.

It's a joke, just message me. Lol.
What I’m doing with my life
I cook and stuff
I’m really good at
Cooking, being badass, being hilarious, attention to detail, laughing
The first things people usually notice about me
Tattoos and my sense of humor
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Lord of the Rings
The Hobbit
Most Will Ferrell movies
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
Top Chef
Breaking Bad
Sons of Anarchy
Anything other than reggae, country or edm
Asian food is the best
Six things I could never do without
Food, music, movies, laughing, technology, friends :)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
thermal expansion, flux compacitors, the word gnar
On a typical Friday night I am
Drinks at a bar!
You should message me if
You like tattoos, beards, a man who can cook, and badassery.
The two of us