31Libertyville, United States
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My self-summary
I like to joke around about pretty much anything - especially myself. I enjoy terrible puns and thinly veiled sarcasm. Bonus points if you have sunglasses to slowly put on after the delivery.

I like to partake in any kind of physical activity and have done sports my whole life - running, rowing, biking, weightlifting, ect. My latest thing is rock climbing.

If you send a bouldering route I can't... dinner and drinks are so on me. As long as you teach me how to be as awesome as you.
What I’m doing with my life
Tried the fortune 500 corporate grind in my mid 20's, didn't like it, so I sold 95% of my stuff, moved to the Midwest to escape the insane living costs of the CA bay area, and went all in on my own business.

Still not sure what's going to happen... but I'll take the stress and doubt any day of the week over a mindless "safe" desk job.

I do work quite a lot these days.

Other than that? I:
- climb, though I've yet to climb out here =(
- lift
- read interesting stuff, wherever I can find it
- enjoy a drink from time to time
I’m really good at
talking shit
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm a bit quieter and low key, initially, but I guess I'd say I have a distinctly offbeat sense of humor.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
- how I'm going to make my business work, long term.
You should message me if
You'll make at least one terrible joke on our first date, or you want to tell me a funny story that makes you laugh at yourself.
The two of us