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My self-summary
I'm practically normal and I wonder how to fix that.
What I’m doing with my life
"Computers. I do computer things. Beep boop."

I'm a programmer for a no-longer-really-a-startup in SoHo. I'm trying to balance that with writing songs, poems, and the fictional history of a satirical church. Sometimes I write poems about the Turing test. I hope someday to concoct the perfect Manhattan.
I’m really good at
Every so often I will discover a truly horrific pun.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Music: The Mountain Goats, The Hold Steady, Bob Dylan, Belle & Sebastian, Andrew Bird, Thin Lizzy, lots of folk and indie and rock and punk.

Shows: The Wire, The Simpsons, Firefly, Futurama, Burn Notice, Archer, Spaced. Smart (often British) comedies in general. If there's nothing else on, Law & Order is always acceptable.

Movies: In Bruges, Children of Men, spaghetti westerns, Airplane!, Star Wars (not the prequels), The Matrix (not the sequels)

Books: Tolkien, Vonnegut, Asimov, William Gibson, Edgar Allen Poe, Ray Bradbury, Douglas Adams, Mark Twain, Jack London, Jack Kerouac.

Food: is delicious.
Six things I could never do without
Oxygen, the English language, linear time, empty high places, songs, and if I'm going to be completely honest, I probably couldn't function without the internet.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to be a mostly-functional human being, how to be a better person, and the optimal place to stand while waiting for the train.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Most of what I do doesn't make much sense to me but it seems to mostly have worked out okay.
You should message me if
You need an accomplice.
The two of us