24Los Gatos, United States
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My self-summary
I have decided to stop giving any fucks at all. I am trying to model myself after the main character in Office Space. The dude had it right. I am finding that if I care about following all the rules then I stress myself the fuck out. No more stress and no more drama!
What I’m doing with my life
What am I not doing is the question. Ideally, I want to write a best-selling novel. I have goals and aspirations, but I am trying not to be impulsive.
I’m really good at
Kissing. I really fucking like it. Give me a full set of lips and I am in heaven. Oh, I kick ass at researching shit and pushing the envelope.
The first things people usually notice about me
My propensity for brashness.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Sushi. There is no other food worth mentioning. Wait, except for bacon. Bacon wrapped sushi? It's over.
Six things I could never do without
History, the internet, banter, family, friends, and knowledge.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why America, why? You can take your wall and shove it up your ass.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working, then trying to enjoy a quiet evening. Not a big partier, but I partake every once in a while
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I can dance under water and not get wet.
You should message me if
You want a guy who tells it like it is, but can make you laugh as well. You are shy and need someone to help you open up, and that is not a euphemism. Oh, you should definitely message me if you're an A's fan. Nothing against the Giants fans, but the A's need more support.
The two of us