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What I’m doing with my life
conquering third world countries, starring in major Hollywood blockbusters, becoming the first MVP in four professional sports leagues, smoking freebase, work, long moonlit walks on the beach, campaigning for public office
I’m really good at
crushing my enemies, driving them to the winds, riding their horses, holding their wives and daughters in my arms.

The first things people usually notice about me
I make people laugh, then cry.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I don't read, watch movies or TV, listen to music or eat.
Six things I could never do without
the tears of my enemies
smoking freebase
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Is racial preference the same thing as racism?

Is this thing ever gonna work?
On a typical Friday night I am
pillaging third world countries, smoking freebase, punting small animals, meeting your parents, playing with the New York Philharmonic
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I have five uncurable STDs and only have unprotected sex, mostly with willing partners. Also, I wet the bed and cry myself to sleep most nights.

I have a membership card from a group which is named after table (in Latin).
You should message me if
you have low self esteem and poor judgment.

Recently it's come to my attention that online dating exposes racial bias. Non-white males receive the fewest bids for interaction. Race is a social construct and skin tone determines very little about general compatibility. Thanks for reading, keep scrolling.
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