40Racine, United States
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My self-summary
If I had a dollar for every woman who found me unattractive, they would eventually find me attractive.
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What I’m doing with my life
I have a job, my own place, and cars... stable and sane.
Currently working my way into the photography business, it's what I'd ultimately like to do.
I’m really good at
Sports, fixing cars, photography, photoshop, geeky things, fixing things, making you laugh, being a smartass, World of Warcraft (not an addict, don't judge).
The first things people usually notice about me
I'm white, and my hair is soft and pettable, like small labrador puppy.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
_| Books |_
Vonnegut, but I don't read books anymore - tech articles, car message boards, song lyrics, wordfeud/words with friends... my brain gets plenty of exercise.

_| Movies |_
I like comedies, mysteries, horror, and the kind where a lot of shit blows up. All time favorite? Clerks.

_| Shows |_
Rick & Morty, Antiques Roadshow, Food Network stuff, SVU, Ray Donovan, American Dad, Family Guy, Walking Dead, Chappelle Show, Pawn Stars... yadda yadda...

_| Music |_
Senses Fail, deftones, KMFDM, Celldweller, MxPx, Kill Hannah, old Incubus, Emanuel, My Chem, The Used, NIN, Smashing Pumpkins, Blindside... I could go on & on.

_| Food |_

Pizza is my all time favorite, followed by steak.
I cook my own meals mostly, pastas infused with a Jameson whiskey sauce, weird/delicious combinations I invented, stir fry, etc. etc.
I stopped drinking soda years ago (mixed drinks excluded), and attempt to never eat fast food, maybe once a week if I give in. Both of those things are so damn toxic.
Six things I could never do without
_| Offensive, abrasive, and sarcastic jokes made in extremely poor taste.
_| Allegra-D.
_| Crystal meth smoked from a broken lightbulb.
_| Is that six yet? Can we just hang out already? wtf.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
On a typical Friday night I am
______ with my _______, while I _________ .

______ with a _______, while we _________ .
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
See, this says: "WILLING TO ADMIT".

Do not put here: "It wouldn't be private anymore if I told you", because that is not the point of the question you killjoy.

Ohyea, back to the question.
I have a huge fetish for stockings/nylons/tights/kneesocks/etc. The heart wants what the heart wants.
You should message me if
You're a cat.
Or you are weird, or laid back, and are looking for something different.

...or if you want to have a completely serious conversation about absolutely ridiculous things
...or if you want to have an absolutely ridiculous conversation about completely serious things.

Oh! If you have short hair... I absolutely love short hair.
The two of us